Where is the most unusual place you have masturbated?

[cccp]

one time i was watching porn over my grandparents house (they were asleep, it was late at night and hbo red shoe diaries was on). i got so horney i snuck into their room and i grabbed a condom ( i know where they keep them). then i crawled under their bed and humped the floor until i busted a nut in the condom, i kept my cool though, i took the condom off and threw it in teh trash and snuk out and they didn't even know what i had just done.

hahaha I jerked off while sleeping in the same room with my parents last night. I hope they didn't notice. Although every time i do it, the whole bed shakes like a mother

 

[tiger88]

hahaha I jerked off while sleeping in the same room with my parents last night. I hope they didn't notice. Although every time i do it, the whole bed shakes like a mother

same room as your parents? what do u guys share a bed room or was it at a hotel? please say hotel

 

[FatStoner]

"Where is the most unusual place you have masturbated?"

the car, in the traffix jam.

on test, really horny, could wank ANYWHERE

 

[TongueDawgQue]

I have done it in a car.
Did it while sleeping next to my girl, she was sick. Did a really slow stoke, the shit was out of this world.
Did last night after comming home from the gym. Dick is always hard from training.

 

[bunkka]

I did it in a psychology class at the university I graduated from.

Probably 120 people in that auditorium. 5 incredibly sexy girls sitting behind me.

Cock down leg, out of the right side of my shorts - sploooged all over the carpet below.

How those girls didn't smell my cum and make a scene is beyond me. Was i INSANE???

 

[Lumberg]

were u on test or something?

 

[bunkka]

were u on test or something?

Nope.

It was well before my lifting and cycleing days.

 

[badwires]

outside a K span on a cot in the Mojave desert at 29 Palms CA...it was a nice nite

 

[Lumberg]

Was i INSANE???

Do yourself a favor, check yourself into a mental hospital. You are a sexual deviant

 

[tiger88]

I did it in a psychology class at the university I graduated from.

Probably 120 people in that auditorium. 5 incredibly sexy girls sitting behind me.

Cock down leg, out of the right side of my shorts - sploooged all over the carpet below.

How those girls didn't smell my cum and make a scene is beyond me. Was i INSANE???

that is fucking awsome KARMA TO YOU PIMP