one time i was watching porn over my grandparents house (they were asleep, it was late at night and hbo red shoe diaries was on). i got so horney i snuck into their room and i grabbed a condom ( i know where they keep them). then i crawled under their bed and humped the floor until i busted a nut in the condom, i kept my cool though, i took the condom off and threw it in teh trash and snuk out and they didn't even know what i had just done.