when you fuck a girl where do you stick your penis?

[big pumper]

hey bro's, as many of you know i have never fucked a chick.

so, anyway, where do i put my penis? i know it goes in the vagina, but isn't a vagina like a little butt (with a crack, and a hole inside the crack)? how do i know where the dick goes, do i stick it in the top part of the crack or the bottom. does it slide right in, or do i have to force it in there? how will i know it's all the way in and i dont need to put it in any further?

shit, i hope her puss isn't hairy or i might miss the opening completley, please help a bro out i really need to know these things. thanks.

 

[slobberknocker]

I wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably never have sex.

 

[Dougie]

Here's an idea: Ask her!

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Holy crap. If your girl is like 300 lbs you need some flour to find it. If not uuuuhhh wing it , let her do it, yikes dude.

 

[MULE1]

Oh someone please delete this , for christ sake it's disturbing

 

[TheStromba]

lol.

If you are worried, finger her first dude !
Explore that thing for a little while !
You will figure it out !

 

[rvd_brock]

This is bullshit.......the poster is prolly like 13 years old....max.

 

[ThePitbull]

ROTFLMFAO!!!! @ MULE1

("Oh someone please delete this , for christ sake it's disturbing")

ThePitbull

 

[triplesixmaf]

its valid question, where do any of us put our dicks? think about it

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bwahahaha, omg he probably is like 13. How does one even response to such a question. Don't sweet it... you'll figure it out. Trust me it isn't that complicated.

 

[jubei]

Stick it in your own mouth.

 

[daveyboy]

Maybe a video or two would help you out.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Finger in the pink, dick in the stink. Should be easy, no sweat.

 

[sorerotators]

I wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably never have sex.

 

[Tiervexx]

I wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably never have sex.

LMAO!

 

[Mandinka2]

Well let's the help the guy out shall we?
If she's a virgin too , you're gonna need a chisel , thats why women bleed the first time. Ok ,so you take the chisel and a light wooden mallet (you don't wanna hurt someone here) and you tap her open , it's called the "hymen". Ok , so once ur thru that , she'll be ready to go.....

 

[tiger88]

WATCH PORN HARD CORE PORN IT BEST WAY OF BEING SELF TAUGHT

 

[big pumper]

i can't watch porn or i will get all horney and start masturbating all over the place and i wont be able to stop.

i doubt any girl that is 19 is a virgin so that wont be a problem, im probably the only 19 year old virgin on the planet. i will just try and find a chick and stick my dick in her pussy and see how it goes, hope for the best.

 

[out_at_sea]

hey bro's, as many of you know i have never fucked a chick.

so, anyway, where do i put my penis? i know it goes in the vagina, but isn't a vagina like a little butt (with a crack, and a hole inside the crack)? how do i know where the dick goes, do i stick it in the top part of the crack or the bottom. does it slide right in, or do i have to force it in there? how will i know it's all the way in and i dont need to put it in any further?

shit, i hope her puss isn't hairy or i might miss the opening completley, please help a bro out i really need to know these things. thanks.

Are you for real?

To make sure you dont miss the opening , aim for the mouth..

 

[crimson coal]

Dude...When your at that moment just take her hand...put it on your unit and have her put it in. No need to say anything.

 

[pinaylover]

look at PORN !

 

[crmdogg]

i concur hard core porn is the way to go

 

[dzuljas]

damn bro, that sucks lol

 

[presguy]

Oh someone please delete this , for christ sake it's disturbing

 

[02gixxersix]

This guy is an ass he's jsut being a moron. He asks the same stupid question everyday on the anabolics board too. Sorry bro but I just cant take you seriously.

 

[sadsam26]

If you are of age you would know better than to ask a stupid question like that.

 

[rvd_brock]

This is the kind of damn freak that sits here and asks all these questions, and then masterbates as he reads all of our responses. So...........it's prolly a good idea not to respond to his crap anymore........cause I figure he beats his meat enough as it is. Sick F**K.

 

[Christopher X]

Like the others, I'd suggest that you watch some good porn. The people in it will be in positions that specifically mean that you can see everything.

When it comes to the moment, lie on your back and get her to ride you. That way it becomes her problem.

But I don't think you'll have any real worries about where to put it in - once you're at that stage with a woman it all goes pretty naturally, even the first time.

 

[Yarg!]

In her ear.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

In the fuken nostril , you fuken pencildick!

 

[Throwfarther25]

I agree with Crazy Ivan put it in her nostril you pencildick, how bout tomorrow you come up with another question that makes you seem like a big ass loser and you can post that on the hispanic discussion board so it wont bother any of us that only read english, hell even the people that read spanish only would prolly laff their asses off at you.

 

[molnii]

into the hole....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

hahah I get a good laugh every time I see the title of this thread.

 

[big pumper]

This is the kind of damn freak that sits here and asks all these questions, and then masterbates as he reads all of our responses. So...........it's prolly a good idea not to respond to his crap anymore........cause I figure he beats his meat enough as it is. Sick F**K.

how bout i stick my meat in your moms cornhole then let her lick my tiny little turtle head clean???

 

[Debaser]

I define sex as the forcing of the penis into the vagina for the sole purpose of male ejaculation and orgasm.

 

[Tiervexx]

hahah I get a good laugh every time I see the title of this thread.

That and Slobberknocker's post.

 

[golfguy]

This is bullshit.......the poster is prolly like 13 years old....max.

LOL...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Hmmm... big pumper we're just fucking with you. It goes in her belly button.

 

[Juice Authority]

I wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably never have sex.

 

[jubei]

how bout i stick my meat in your moms cornhole then let her lick my tiny little turtle head clean???

You have a "tiny little turtle head"?

 

[JerseyDevil]

Ever use a shoe horn to put on a pair of dress shoes? Stick your thumb in her hole... the one that should be wet... if its dry and has pieces of toilet paper you are in the wrong place... and just go to town.