when you fuck a girl where do you stick your penis?

[big pumper]

hey bro's, as many of you know i have never fucked a chick.

so, anyway, where do i put my penis? i know it goes in the vagina, but isn't a vagina like a little butt (with a crack, and a hole inside the crack)? how do i know where the dick goes, do i stick it in the top part of the crack or the bottom. does it slide right in, or do i have to force it in there? how will i know it's all the way in and i dont need to put it in any further?

shit, i hope her puss isn't hairy or i might miss the opening completley, please help a bro out i really need to know these things. thanks.

 

[slobberknocker]

I wouldn't worry about it. You'll probably never have sex.

 

[Dougie]

Here's an idea: Ask her!

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Holy crap. If your girl is like 300 lbs you need some flour to find it. If not uuuuhhh wing it , let her do it, yikes dude.

 

[MULE1]

Oh someone please delete this , for christ sake it's disturbing

 

[TheStromba]

lol.

If you are worried, finger her first dude !
Explore that thing for a little while !
You will figure it out !

 

[rvd_brock]

This is bullshit.......the poster is prolly like 13 years old....max.

 

[ThePitbull]

ROTFLMFAO!!!! @ MULE1

("Oh someone please delete this , for christ sake it's disturbing")

ThePitbull

 

[triplesixmaf]

its valid question, where do any of us put our dicks? think about it

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Bwahahaha, omg he probably is like 13. How does one even response to such a question. Don't sweet it... you'll figure it out. Trust me it isn't that complicated.