What's a sexy halloween costume for a man?

[Nonerz]

A chip 'n Dale...you know, those gay dancer dudes?

no...you're better off without an outfit...

 

[Citruscide]

Matrix Reloaded... I'm going as Neo. Because I am "the One"

C-ditty

 

[Ganryu]

I saw a "Neo" costume at Target the other day. Has anyone else seen this thing? A cheap fabric tunic with screened on buttons. I think it was like $20. I hope your not wearing that, C-Ditty. You could be in for a long, lonely night.

 

[Nonerz]

C, you're too big to be NEO...that's not a bad thing either!

 

[Nonerz]

another idea...glue barbies & foil to your body...

"Chick Magnet"

 

[bignate73]

be the oracle!

 

[Nonerz]

"Fat Bastard" is really sexy...

 

[NoDaddyNo]

French maid outfit.

 

[supersizeme]

another idea...glue barbies & foil to your body...

"Chick Magnet"

my best friend did that 3 years ago on Halloween. he met the girl he's going to marry that night. can't argue with that costume!!

he's sewed the barbies on and didn't use any foil. foil sounds like a good idea

i'm going as The Incredible Funk this year...i'm going to cover myself in a quart of green latex bodypaint, green fingernail polish, green lipstick, ripped up bright purple pants, an afro, green-lensed aviators, a big ole gold medallion, and some gold rings

 

[Citruscide]

I saw a "Neo" costume at Target the other day. Has anyone else seen this thing? A cheap fabric tunic with screened on buttons. I think it was like $20. I hope your not wearing that, C-Ditty. You could be in for a long, lonely night.

No, I got a pleather coat online... it was like 45$... not too bad. They also had the twins costume... also Morpheus and Trinity.

Too big for Neo? Maybe Neo is too small too be the C-man... they made the costume in XXL!!

C-ditty