What Kind Of Employee Are You?

[blueta2]

I didnt read all that, but I know Im a top-notch employee. Always have been. It's one of my main strengths in life, I'd say.

what is your sign? Just read your sign

 

[Smurfy]

TRUE:


Virgo Employee Profile
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In the right situations Virgos love to work. They make ideal
employees, happily working late into the night to make sure
everything is perfect and in order. If you are looking for an
employee who doesn't mind starting from rock bottom in the
most entry-level position at the company, hire a Virgo.

They'll have no complaints about the position being beneath
them. They are CONTENT with basic, honest hard work.
Their contentment isn't always apparent, however.

They love to complain and worry. They are quick to criticize
the way things are done around the office and are the first
ones to grumble disapprovingly at what they consider to be
extravagance or laziness. They are blunt and honest and
don't mince words over what they feel just isn't right.

Usually, this will be brought on by someone doing a half-
baked job or not being considerate of other co-workers.

You'll want to constantly reassure them, but this will do little to
quell their anxieties. They actually enjoy worrying, and there
is little you can do about it. Just give them a detail - oriented
project and let them work alone on it. You won't have to
supervise a Virgo worker. They'll check all the facts before
getting started and catch their own errors when they are done.

To keep a Virgo employee happy, you should also make sure
their environment is orderly and calm. You should also provide
small gestures of appreciation. They don't need extravagance,
just let them know you appreciate them in small ways that
won't embarrass them. They will probably just shrug their
shoulders and say, "It's no big deal." But deep down inside
they need these little reassurances.

 

[theoak01]

definately true to my cancer roots

 

[UA_Iron]

Aries.

Yes its very close.

 

[habitualhealth]

Taurean but i didn't see anything about EF in the work ethic description.



I call miss cleo on this one.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Virgo - true, true, true.

My last dick-head cock-sucker of a boss and I used to mix it up often becuase I told him to lay off and let me get it done my way... which I did. Was actually one of the top producers in the company when I was going through some serious personal issues.

 

[habitualhealth]

Taurus Employee Profile
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Taureans, however, are not exactly the malleable workers that
they often appear to be. If they have to work in a chaotic
environment, they won't be happy and will be prone to child-like
temper tantrums and stubbornness. They might react similarly if
they have to work around ignorant

Taurus employees will only take so much patiently and happily
before they feel they are being taken advantage of. They will
gladly accept orders and do whatever dirty work needs to get
done, but they expect rewards. They want material gain, salary
increases, and the potential for more power.

you sure this isn't from my dating profile?

 

[velvett]

Scorpio...

Yah, dead on too.

Scorpio Employee Profile
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Scorpio employees usually exude a quiet self-confidence. They
are self-sufficient and do not depend on others for a sense of
self-worth. They keep their private life separate from work and
take complete responsibility for their actions and their situation.
They don't make excuses; they just take care of business and
expect everyone else to do the same. Those who don't, co-
workers and managers- will have to endure the Scorpio wrath.

They don't mind being completely vocal about what they feel is
wrong with any given situation. And if you tread on their fire be
sure to expect retaliation. They won't take insults or opposition
lying down.

If you manage a Scorpio employee, be sure to follow through
with your word and don't break any promises-Scorpio is
keeping track and building up some heavy resentments
against you if you do. You may not even be aware of it until
too late-but when Scorpio gets too much, you'll be sure to
know.

Scorpio employees will react towards those around them
exactly as they are treated. When they get what they want,
they will be very accepting.

If you are trying to work with or motivate a Scorpio co-worker,
be sure to treat them respectfully and act professionally.
Give them challenging work that allows them to utilize their
awesome self-confidence and courage.


LOL yep very true

 

[velvett]

Put it this way:

Yesterday the President called me into his office and told me that while he was in the car with me on our way to a development meeting he witnessed me speaking with my attorney on one phone while emailing on my Treo...while driving.

He said he understands I am young and aggressive and ambitious but I need to calm down, not work so hard or such long hours etc. When I told him I am just trying to justify my salary commissions etc. he said..."you don't need to justify anything, and if you stick around for another 15 years I have no doubt you'll be President one day."

This I like to hear, and this is what kind of employee I am.

Virgo?

 

[Rabid_Goose]

For the most part I stick to my sign, Capicorn. I resent the fact it called my sense of humor dry. And I will bash an inferior superior always.

I'm always goofing off too. That is another untrue one. I always goof off at work, but that is because the lack OF work I guess.

Just to say it again, I don't have a dry sense of humor. Why do people always say that about Capicorns?