what kind of cars do gay people drive?

[KING]

I got a 1991 jeep wrangler, but mine looks like the machine of the satan, it's really beaten up with 170k miles, a real piece of crap. I can afford better but this is what I want. It's my wreckless driving surfing vehicle.

Saturns are gay. But gay man drive BMW's (two man income) or those little Mercedes, nice flashy shinny cars.

 

[tyguy]

The next generation of gays seem to like the Ford Focus.

I don't know the guy VW beetles scare the shit out of me......

 

[flexed1]

YOU'VE SEEN MINE SLK MERCEDES

Don't have 1 friend who drives a satur. mostly jeeps here in Austin almost a sure sign. Z3 also and volkwagon caberlot (spelled wrong). many couples drive suv's my other half a cammaro

 

[magdelana]

I have never had a driving license. In Holland we can walk, bike, or go by the train. Petrol is VERY expensive and it is also terribly expensive to get a driving license. You must go to a offical school and the fee there is several hundred dollars.

 

[Paulos]

 

[68GT350]

My new jeep was just delivered 20 minutes ago. I got another grand cherokee after gymtime informed me that the new Liberty model is gay. The grand cherokee is very straight-acting.

Straight or not, you got fucked. The Jeep Grand Cherokee is an inferior product utilizing dated technology. Next time, look into a Chevy Trailblazer/GMC Envoy/Old's Bravada (all same truck) or the Ford Explorer/Merc Mountaineer (same trucks, also).

The Jeep is running on a dated front and rear suspension giving you a very truck-like ride. It's 4x4 system is less then efficient and it's options are simply not as impressive.

However, the Ford Explorer has a much lower entry height yet has a higher ground clearance, features an independent 4 wheel suspension giving it very nice road manners and a 4.6L V8 never used in Explorer before. It also has the option of 3rd row seating which folds into the floor for the ultimate in flexibility.

The Trailblazer also rides on a completely redesigned platform and suspension and features a new engine putting out an impressive 270HP--the most output in it's class in a gas-efficient V6!!!

 

[68GT350]

How are Saturns pieces of crap? For the money they're extremely reliable. Look at similar cars in the price range. Ford Focus, Geo Metro, Kia, Diahatsu? I'll take a Saturn any day of the week. As for speed, my 95 SL2 is quite quick. It's definately no Porsche but it will holds it's own against any econo car on the road.

Ford Focus was named car of the year in 1999, 2000, and 2001 by SEVERAL car magazines. Drive a Focus and then drive a Saturn. Hands down, Focus destroys any Saturn. If you want some more smile, drive an SVT focus.

 

[Parrottrifle]

I will break it down even further.

Gay men: Saturns
VW's (any model)
Jeeps (any model)
Miata (as noted in a previous thread)
Honda Accord

Lesbians: Subarus

Brilliant deductive reasoning you got there. May I ask how you came to the conclusion that Honda Accord is primarly used by gay people?

 

[p0ink]

can you believe someone gave me bad karma for this thread?

 

[lilperronis]

i think gay guys drive "Geo Metro's"