What is the most common response to "Why don't you squat?"

[lweaver]

I maintain that there is no excuse. I've had patients with traumatic brain injuries and strokes doing Zerchers with great results. The only valid excuse might be someone with no legs that hasn't gotten prosthetics yet...

 

[Will_I_am156]

"why dont you train legs?"
"I do, I ride the stationary bike/I play soccer/I go running"lol

Haha I was this guy until I joined EF and got put onto SL 5x5. Now I can't imagine a weight lifting programme without squats!

 

[themondtster]

Haha the other day me and my girl.were at a get together and the got brought up working out. He said that in the gym most girls would kick guys ass on legs cause guys don't workout legs, they just work upper body(glamour muscles). All I could do is laugh. I've always done Squats and now since joining this site I work legs 3 days a week, squat 2 of them. And he isn't the first to tell me it wasn't important. DUMBASSes!

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[Judo Tom]

i simply do not talk to or associate with anyone who does not squat. so i never have to ask that question.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Haha I was this guy until I joined EF and got put onto SL 5x5. Now I can't imagine a weight lifting programme without squats!

Good work bro....now post some more and let us know how its going.

K thx bye

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

i simply do not talk to or associate with anyone who does not squat. so i never have to ask that question.

I have to agree with you there bro......lmao!

But what happens when peeps walk up and say wow I wanna do that, or look like that. Then my ass is forced to talk. First thing I ask. Do you squat and deadlift? 9 times out of 10 they say no. I put earphones back in and walk away. If im feeling nice Ill help that one dude who actually wants to work hard and listen.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

fuckin people are so stupid. I had my fat ass clients doing deadlifts, probably almost injured them because they were so fat, but still there is NO excuse!

 

[supro48]

"why dont you squat?"
"because if i go to low my vagina will rip from my ass to my bellybutton"
if you dont squat your not working out puss!!

 

[Noxide v2]

Down the road, in a gym far away
A young man was heard to say
"No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!"
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!
From the corner of the gym where the big guys train
Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
Where the big iron rides high, and threatens lives
Where the noise is made with big forty-fives
A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees
A very big man with legs like trees
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
Chalked his hands and monstrous back
Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!
Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'!"

- Jeff "MADDOG" Madden

 

[cwschimpff]

Down the road, in a gym far away
A young man was heard to say
"No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!"
He tried leg extensions, leg curls, leg presses too
Trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do!
From the corner of the gym where the big guys train
Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
Where the big iron rides high, and threatens lives
Where the noise is made with big forty-fives
A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees
A very big man with legs like trees
Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
Chalked his hands and monstrous back
Said, "Boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten!
Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'!"

- Jeff "MADDOG" Madden

*80s slow clap* beautiful, bro. just beautiful!