what do you like to say after sex?

[feisty11975]

Wheres the damn towel?

 

[myway]

That's when my man proposed....after sex. Later, he told me he had been trying to decide how to ask me to marry him for months. What sucks is people always ask how he proposed. How do you explain it to the old relatives? It's funny.

 

[KillahBee]

"You remind me of my mom."

Dude, I had already typed out "You remind me of my grandmother" when I scrolled down and saw this

 

[H_T_]

"Man, the guys at work were right about you...."

 

[solidspine]

"Hmmm, what do i do now? i've never used anyone before....."

"I think the crabs like you"

"Why are you crying?"

What's up with a sandwich?

whats your name again?

"do you need me to drive you back to the highschool mixer?"

This is a great post,


I am laughing my ASS off


I can’t type any more,


Those were just some of the funnier ones.

 

[jnevin]

*sigh*

"That was hardly worth the effort."

 

[feisty11975]

Let me refer you to a doc..I am sure you can get a script of Viagara...

 

[digimon7068]

It's a toss up b/t. . .

Pleasure doing business with you (she's been a stay-at-home-mom since we had our twins. . .that's part of her "job". . .I like to remind her once in a while ) and

Wow. . .thanks. . .no. . .I really mean it. . .thanks! (she's absolutely beautiful and it still amazes me that she's been giving it to me 3, 4, sometimes 5 times a week for the last 17 years. . .this past Saturday).

 

[jnevin]

"Funny what you'll settle for when you're drunk and horny, don'tcha think?"

 

[hotzie]

i swear thats never happened to me before