Pork Rinds.
I like to mix half and half, whipped topping, vanilla, and my vanilla protein shake up. It actually tasted great, plus it makes me feel like i'm eating something I shouldn't be...
Get some buffalo chicken slices from bi-low/Ingles deli. Roll some up in some cheese, dip them in blue cheese dressing. MMMMMMM.
I run through about 15 dollars of that meat every week.