well she cauhgt us doing it

[Longhorn85]

He then goes on to tell me that my grandma is upstairs right now with a knife scraping gum out of my boxers and she said to him how in the world did he get gum down there?

She spit her gum out in your underwear?

 

[Stanknogger]

um dont worry, i said I used a condom right?? sheesh!

Well we cant have sex today lol but maybe tomorrow...

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Reminds me as young Freaky Sheep Nipple! My mom hounded my ass 24/7 about all my banging! I got the your gonna have a bunch of kids, or your gonna get STD's! But I just doubled up on the Raincoats and did my biz like a rabbit! Sadly I turned many of my High School co-eds into freaks also! But my friends sure enjoyed the sloppy seconds! What are friends for!

 

[dude]

I don't mean to be dad here... but, be careful.

The 1 sperm, 1 egg thing is no bullshit.

HAVE FUN, but remember man... ALWAYS wear a rubber. You don't want to spoil all the good times ahead of you man.
--

Actually it takes more than one sperm. Many are needed to break away the outer layer of the egg(forgot what it is called). After that outer layer is warn away then it only takes one sperm.

 

[woollis2]

OMG! I would been sooooo mortified if my would've ever caught me back then. That's sooooooo hilarious about your grandma thought. LOL

 

[ccc]

Lucky you weren't doing her in the butt....... then dad would have really been envious

 

[FyreWomanGoddess]

Never ever have sex while you're living at your parents house! It's very disrespectful!

 

[Golfer18--old]

Oh yeah, like when i fine bitch is bending over in front of me in my house im gonna think, "its disrespectful to have sex in my parents house, doubt that. Im gonna tag that ass.

 

[Longhorn85]

I have 3 boys. I am not sure how I'll react if this happens in my house someday. If she is getting tagged in the booty I may just tell my son to move over and let old Pop show you how we do it "old school"