That is some funny shit!
When I was growing up I lived with my grandparents.
Me and the Ex used to go at it in my room in the basement and I used to just throw my rubbers into the waste basket in my room,,, until one night I came into my room and there lying on my bed was a note my grandma left me.
The note said: (My name) the last time I entered your room I felt the presence that you and Kara were having intercourse and not just watching movies ect. She then went on telling me the reason she felt the presence was because she has some Esp abilities. (My grandma is a very sweet lady but a little nuts)
Me being so sly I put 2 and 2 together and saw that her Esp abilities was emptying my waste basket and finding my little used rubber goodies.
In the note she then went on explaining that I have to be so very carefull because, all that it takes is one of my sperm to touch her egg and boom.
Yes that was a very ackward situation being my grandma in all,,, but a pretty funny one now that I look back at it.
I don't mean to drag this out but another funny thing that happend when I lived with my grandparents was one night this girl I was seeing gave me head and ect ect, so later I dropped her off and went to bed.
Now keep in mind that my grandma is the kind of person, mother, or house wife that as soon as you take off your dirty clothes she washes them, irons them and then has them put away for you with in about an hour or less.
The next mourning my friend came down in my room laughing say,,, well I guess you finally got Court to give you head last night huh,,, can she give good head or what?
And theres me like what the fuck??? So I denied it ect ect, until my friend was like" you can't even try to deny it,,, do you want to know why?"
I asked why?
He then goes on to tell me that my grandma is upstairs right now with a knife scraping gum out of my boxers and she said to him how in the world did he get gum down there?
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