very hungover and off to buy food and porn

[tuc biscuit]

wish me luck and check back for an update on which film I choose

 

[tuc biscuit]

didn't buy any porn : (


but did buy a double whopper and a chicken ceaser club (very dry)

why do they have people who speak pigeon english working on the mic at drive throughs?

why am i such a lame wad with women?

 

[ChefWide]

chocolate covered beer.. yum.... (homer speak for: women?)

 

[WODIN]

How did your date go?

 

[Gymgurl]

Well he is not in bed with her still and he is off to buy porn so I would say that it was not so hot.......why are

 

[tuc biscuit]

the date went well, although there was a run in with the police at one point lol


I have been invited to a slumber party at her house next week : )

 

[BradG]

"Don't tell him you were at the bar. Don't thell him you were at the bar... Yes officer, I've been at the pornography store. I've been looking at pornography." -- Homer Simpson, when stopped while driving drunk.

Ok you may continue with your thread. I just couldn't resist, and it seemed appropriate with the hangover, porn, and all.

 

[tuc biscuit]

seriously bro, that was very inappropriate, I don't know what you think this site is, but we don't stand for mentions of pornography around here

 

[BradG]

OHH SHIT! You mean this isn't the swingers' forum? Damn guys, I'm sorry, I've got to get my shit strait!

 

[jh1]

why am i such a lame wad with women?

LOL...

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

what the hell is pigeon english

 

[Code]

What is british porn like?

I've always imagined it as very formal and uptight.

 

[jh1]

What is british porn like?

I've always imagined it as very formal and uptight.

LOL... actually there is porn on late night broadcast TV in the UK...

USA is the one that is uptight about human sexuality...