very hungover and off to buy food and porn

[tuc biscuit]

wish me luck and check back for an update on which film I choose

 

[tuc biscuit]

didn't buy any porn : (


but did buy a double whopper and a chicken ceaser club (very dry)

why do they have people who speak pigeon english working on the mic at drive throughs?

why am i such a lame wad with women?

 

[ChefWide]

chocolate covered beer.. yum.... (homer speak for: women?)

 

[WODIN]

How did your date go?

 

[Gymgurl]

Well he is not in bed with her still and he is off to buy porn so I would say that it was not so hot.......why are

 

[tuc biscuit]

the date went well, although there was a run in with the police at one point lol


I have been invited to a slumber party at her house next week : )

 

[BradG]

"Don't tell him you were at the bar. Don't thell him you were at the bar... Yes officer, I've been at the pornography store. I've been looking at pornography." -- Homer Simpson, when stopped while driving drunk.

Ok you may continue with your thread. I just couldn't resist, and it seemed appropriate with the hangover, porn, and all.

 

[tuc biscuit]

seriously bro, that was very inappropriate, I don't know what you think this site is, but we don't stand for mentions of pornography around here

 

[BradG]

OHH SHIT! You mean this isn't the swingers' forum? Damn guys, I'm sorry, I've got to get my shit strait!

 

[jh1]

why am i such a lame wad with women?

LOL...