UPDATE - Exgirlfriend's sister email reply.

[alien amp pharm]

I told her you were JACKED!

Now you better get Yo ASS to work and do something quick... You need to be like 6'0 235lbs ... M'kay

This girl will end up royally disappointed if ...

A) You tell her I was jacked
B) You tell her I was hard to obtain
C) You tell her I was good in bed
D) You tell her I was hung like a horse

(oh crap, you've turned me against myself! I think it's the whole 'if you can't beat them join them' mentality)

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol no, the point of it was to tell you not to talk about what you want to do (use bodylanguage only, your email was a mistake imo, but turned out well anyway) and the main benefit of the alcohol isnt to get you or her drunk, but to give her something to blame when she goes ahead and does what she wants to do anyway

Would me thrusting the air around her be body-language enough?

I had to email her because I don't have another way to communicate with her at this point.

but I agree with you. Alienamppharm will just have to have some game. Luckily I saw some on sell at Walmart the other day.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

This girl will end up royally disappointed if ...

A) You tell her I was jacked
B) You tell her I was hard to obtain
C) You tell her I was good in bed
D) You tell her I was hung like a horse

(oh crap, you've turned me against myself! I think it's the whole 'if you can't beat them join them' mentality)

A) I'll hide her contacts... she'll never notice
B) I've warned her that you have a hard time keeping hard... She has friends in high places.. nuttin a little blue pill can't help
C) Pftttttt... Please.. I wouldn't ruin a friendship and lie about this...
D) ^ See C

 

[bran987]

it's amazing what you can do when you have absolutely no sense of yourself.

lmao wtf jesus

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I did the sisters thing a long time ago.

Went out w/younger sister - she turned out to be a giant twat, we were together about a month...but I worked with the older sister...we were good friends before, but I guess it was a friendship based on attraction on her part, becuase it turns out she wanted me from the moment she met me.

If anyone is familiar with my old posts, this would be the same girl that used to scream and yell "hurt me!!!" when we were bangin'...I was 19 at the time. We went out for a good couple of years - family get togethers at her house were always great when the original sister was there.

If I knew then what I know now...

Anyway, the point is you have to let the sister take the overt action. If you do it, you look like a sleaze. You have to be covert, dancing right on the edge of the "wierdness" that she mentioned. It aint easy, but it is fun.


Bluesman

 

[Devastation]

i have negative amounts of game and could have did better than that lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

I did the sisters thing a long time ago.

Went out w/younger sister - she turned out to be a giant twat, we were together about a month...but I worked with the older sister...we were good friends before, but I guess it was a friendship based on attraction on her part, becuase it turns out she wanted me from the moment she met me.

If anyone is familiar with my old posts, this would be the same girl that used to scream and yell "hurt me!!!" when we were bangin'...I was 19 at the time. We went out for a good couple of years - family get togethers at her house were always great when the original sister was there.

If I knew then what I know now...

Anyway, the point is you have to let the sister take the overt action. If you do it, you look like a sleaze. You have to be covert, dancing right on the edge of the "wierdness" that she mentioned. It aint easy, but it is fun.


Bluesman

Damn that sounds almost identical to my situation.

The older sis thought I was hot from the beginning, however she wasn't single at the time. Thus her setting me up with lil sis.

I too dated lil sis for 1 month.

I hope the rest of the story turns out like yours did.

Family get togethers would be painful....they have a brother that works out at my gym, and he ain't small.

 

[alien amp pharm]

i have negative amounts of game and could have did better than that lol

If you weren't mod and I were, I'd ban you right now!

 

[BileStew]

So basically, if I read that right, all I have to do is get her drunk.
Awesome!

No, get yourself drunk, so when you make an ass out yourself, you won't even notice or remember when she leaves.

 

[alien amp pharm]

alien grandpa farm? WTF?

You are messed up in the head, me believes.