Unique porn idea

[RottenWillow]

Considering the tens of thousands of porn site on the Internet I'm surprised I've never seen this one.

Muscle chicks pumping iron while actually having sex....

Picture this: chick squatting down onto a dude's boner while she has a barbell across her shoulders, or benching during missionary style, bent rows during doggie. The possibilities go on and on.

 

[vixenbabe]

Sorry, it's been done....

 

[strangebrew]

good luck with that

 

[RottenWillow]

Sorry, it's been done....

Horny guys think of everything.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Unique my ass.

You want to see unique - get a bunch of kids with Down's Syndrome and strip them down in a park and spray mayonnaise all over them while blasting New Kids on the Block music in the background. While pelting them with handfulls of Skittles, you have someone shove he head and necks of dead emus up their asses.

THAT is unique.

The lack of imagination you people have is appalling.

 

[strangebrew]

Unique my ass.

You want to see unique - get a bunch of kids with Down's Syndrome and strip them down in a park and spray mayonnaise all over them while blasting New Kids on the Block music in the background. While pelting them with handfulls of Skittles, you have someone shove he head and necks of dead emus up their asses.

THAT is unique.



The lack of imagination you people have is appalling.

I just had an orgasm without even touching myself.

 

[RottenWillow]

Unique my ass.

....necks of dead emus up their asses.

WTF?

 

[NoDaddyNo]

WTF?

XYF

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Unique my ass.

You want to see unique - get a bunch of kids with Down's Syndrome and strip them down in a park and spray mayonnaise all over them while blasting New Kids on the Block music in the background. While pelting them with handfulls of Skittles, you have someone shove he head and necks of dead emus up their asses.

THAT is unique.

The lack of imagination you people have is appalling.

Actuallya guy named Robert Black did that.


Bob, is that you? Bob?

 

[c-sharp minor]

Unique my ass.

You want to see unique - get a bunch of kids with Down's Syndrome and strip them down in a park and spray mayonnaise all over them while blasting New Kids on the Block music in the background. While pelting them with handfulls of Skittles, you have someone shove he head and necks of dead emus up their asses.

THAT is unique.

The lack of imagination you people have is appalling.

Meh.

Sounds strangely similar to my video.

I sense a copyright infringement lawsuit.






Wait, my video wasn't copyrighted.

Carry on.

 

[vixenbabe]

Horny guys think of everything.

Actually, you gotta love them horny goats cuz they are lining the pockets of some smart ladies who run the pay porn sites!

Nothing is sexier than a horny man with money to blow....