Today is the day!!!!!!!!!

[WoodyO]

I just ate a pint of Thai Iced Tea flavored ice cream and drank a bottle of pink moscato. It has nothing to do with anything, but it's still more interesting than buff geighs flaccid peen.

 

[Cali72]

I think there are some physical compatibility issues sometimes. My partner cums quickly when I press deep into her and when she cums she makes lots of nice sounds which make me really horny then I cum. We are very compatible sexually. She gets a lot of pleasure from deep penatration which is cool because I don't want to have to go down on her everytime we have sex to make her cum. She has very powerful multiple orgasms when we are in the missionary position. She says no other partner had made her cum in that position. She also cums when she is on top & when I am behind her like spooning while I rub her clit.

This doesn't happen.

 

[ha1a1]

This doesn't happen.

I always regretted breaking up with an ex because she'd cum pretty easy. I then went out with an absolutely beautiful sexy looking woman who could only cum when she was stoned. Which sucked because I dont smoke weed and it took ages for her to cum by rubbing lightly on her clit with one finger while pulling her flaps back with the other hand. She only had clitoral orgasms unless she was being choked while being anally penetrated. I had to break up with her because she was so draining.

 

[buliwyf817]

I always regretted breaking up with an ex because she'd cum pretty easy. I then went out with an absolutely beautiful sexy looking woman who could only cum when she was stoned. Which sucked because I dont smoke weed and it took ages for her to cum by rubbing lightly on her clit with one finger while pulling her flaps back with the other hand. She only had clitoral orgasms unless she was being choked while being anally penetrated. I had to break up with her because she was so draining.

This never happened either.

 

[Cali72]

Lol

 

[Faizakafez]

This never happened either.

fucking original as hell, brah

you a comedian part time?

 

[digimon7068]

fucking original as hell, brah

you a comedian part time?

eh, i chuckle every time someone says "this never happened"...i'm just a simple fuck i s'pose

 

[WoodyO]

I used "cool Story" and "nobody cares" on an inter office email Monday when I was arguing with a salesman I don't care for. Most of my team was on copy, so they all got a laugh out of it.

 

[WoodyO]

Today is the Day:

 

[Strongbow]

Today is the Day:

I still dont give a fuck that danotbufffguy got married. And i got 20 says hes still a virgin.

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