Today is the day!!!!!!!!!

[Faizakafez]

This thread sux and nobody gives a fuck about the notbuffguy not even his new wife who prolly got him drunk and fucked the black bell boy at the hotel hes staying at

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omg hahahahahhaha

 

[musclemom]

Tell us about your first time

It was sad, we were both virgins. It was pathetic, confused and embarrassing.

Nobody had an orgasm, we both ended up in pain and neither of us could look each other in the eye for a full 24 hours.

And yes, we were in love at the time. Things were better before we tried the intimacy thing. The relationship died within a year.

 

[miplank]

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except you fgt

 

[buliwyf817]

Great, now I won't be able to beat off for at least the next 6 hrs....

 

[Faizakafez]

except you fgt

icloud it, thanks

 

[musclemom]

Great, now I won't be able to beat off for at least the next 6 hrs....

Oh waaaa, fucking waaaa.

Oversexed, porn brain washed assholes think the first time is like some sort of soft focus ball busting fantasy. The truth is, sex is like any other skill, you need to learn what you're doing.

Of course too many guys don't give a shit about doing it right, they just care about getting their nut off. And plenty of chicks think if they just spread, they're doing their share.

Honestly, I didn't learn how to have sex until I was in my late 20s, which means it took me about 10 years to learn how to do it, and enjoy it, and tell my partner my needs and read my partner's needs.

And seriously, before I was in my 30s I thought sex was a guy sticks his dick in you, moves it in and out about 9 or 10 times, and comes, and that's it. I never had intercourse that lasted for much more than 3 to 5 minutes until I met my current husband, and that's the honest to goodness truth.

 

[Faizakafez]

Oh waaaa, fucking waaaa.

Oversexed, porn brain washed assholes think the first time is like some sort of soft focus ball busting fantasy. The truth is, sex is like any other skill, you need to learn what you're doing.

Of course too many guys don't give a shit about doing it right, they just care about getting their nut off. And plenty of chicks think if they just spread, they're doing their share.

Honestly, I didn't learn how to have sex until I was in my late 20s, which means it took me about 10 years to learn how to do it, and enjoy it, and tell my partner my needs and read my partner's needs.

And seriously, before I was in my 30s I thought sex was a guy sticks his dick in you, moves it in and out about 9 or 10 times, and comes, and that's it. I never had intercourse that lasted for much more than 3 to 5 minutes until I met my current husband, and that's the honest to goodness truth.

so what you are saying is?

you are not a star fish.

 

[musclemom]

so what you are saying is?

you are not a star fish.

I don't know what that means.

EDIT: Nevermind, where would society be without the Internets and Urban dictionary?

 

[nangiggles]

I planned on broadcasting Cindy & I's honeymoon live on youstream for everyone on EF...

Id ppv it, helps with the downpayment.

 

[nangiggles]

My first time didnt go wrong, no pain, no blood...