This, my homies...is why habitualhealth doesn't get laid.....

[habitualhealth]

good thing Bentley's eyes are open....i'd lose him for sure.

i'll pay for someone a plane ticket to come out here and fold all my laundry.

 

[EnderJE]

Is there supposed to be a picture in here? I don't see anything.

 

[habitualhealth]

Is there supposed to be a picture in here? I don't see anything.

look again...fat fingers hit enter too soon

 

[vixensghost]

Dear God... I have hives thinking about such a mess.

 

[EnderJE]

lmao...fuck laundry folding...just hire someone or keep buying new clothes...

 

[wootoom]

wow is that where im sleeping?

 

[squatmonkey]

Girlfriend you know I'd always fold you, I mean your laundry.

 

[wootoom]

Girlfriend you know I'd always fold you, I mean your laundry.

thats my girlfriend

 

[the_oak]

Just look at it as cosmic balance....it is a mess, you are not= balanced household

 

[NEO1]

Because she's too busy posting on EF all day to pay anyone attention?

good thing Bentley's eyes are open....i'd lose him for sure.

i'll pay for someone a plane ticket to come out here and fold all my laundry.

 

[squatmonkey]

thats my girlfriend

Bac k down paully

 

[habitualhealth]

Dear God... I have hives thinking about such a mess.

no shat, that's the first time i've gone in there since the last load of clothes i tossed in the room.






....my couch sleeps nicely.

 

[habitualhealth]

wow is that where im sleeping?

only the finest for the finest.


i figure by the time you get here...it'll be piled so high we can get a running start and do belly flops on it. gotta make sure you have a good time while you're here.

 

[habitualhealth]

lmao...fuck laundry folding...just hire someone or keep buying new clothes...

um, zoom in on the blue tshirt in the front.....



....see that nice lil new tag? i got this.

 

[squatmonkey]

So now your letting paully come over? We need to talk.

 

[habitualhealth]

thats my girlfriend

then i think it's your obligatory boyfriend duty to come help me fold.

 

[wootoom]

lol its the moustache bro

 

[squatmonkey]

pictures please.

 

[wootoom]

theres a thread about it

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

buncha size 15 stuff there

 

[Dial_tone]

The dog or the Jebus loves this Chick shirt?

 

[squatmonkey]

then i think it's your obligatory boyfriend duty to come help me fold.

I wood luv to cum over and help you with your little pantys.......(see how I spelled would ha ha very funny)

 

[habitualhealth]

lol its the moustache bro

you do know the 'stache must meet required length before you can come over.

 

[EnderJE]

um, zoom in on the blue tshirt in the front.....



....see that nice lil new tag? i got this.

lmao...missed that one...

Then you should ask the store to fold them before you leave.

 

[squatmonkey]

Damn it I need a stache!

 

[habitualhealth]

buncha size 15 stuff there

actually it's all small....i like for the words to wrap around my back.

 

[habitualhealth]

The dog or the Jebus loves this Chick shirt?

that dog pulls more....







......yea, that line just doesn't work so much for me.

 

[bigmann245]

trust me, if a guy wont sleep with you cause you have a lot of laundry to fold and in the way...hes gay cause a straight guy would slam you on the bed and get it all dirty again in one shot....

 

[wootoom]

trust me, if a guy wont sleep with you cause you have a lot of laundry to fold and in the way...hes gay cause a straight guy would slam you on the bed and get it all dirty again in one shot....

lol

 

[heatherrae]

good thing Bentley's eyes are open....i'd lose him for sure.

i'll pay for someone a plane ticket to come out here and fold all my laundry.

LOL...my cat would love to nap in the middle of all that.

 

[squatmonkey]

LOL...my cat would love to nap in the middle of all that.

That heatherrae is such a freak!

 

[bigmann245]

trust me, if a guy wont sleep with you cause you have a lot of laundry to fold and in the way...hes gay cause a straight guy would slam you on the bed and get it all dirty again in one shot....

and then tell you to just put it away like it is cause its just gonna get dirty again...

 

[needtogetaas]

wow is that where im sleeping?

lmao

 

[the_alcatraz]

My wife has the same bebe pink shirt.

 

[Dial_tone]

LOL...my cat would love to nap in the middle of all that.

 

[Mavafanculo]

This is why God made short stay motels.

ah-men.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I just teleported back to high school/college.

Interestingly enough I always knew EXACTLY where everything was in that pile-a-mess. Every now and again I would clean it up and couldn't find a FUKKIN thing.... FOR WEEKS.

 

[myway]

Bebe clothes are da shizznittttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

it should read, "That's not a woman, that's a MAN, baby!!!"

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

I just teleported back to high school/college.

Interestingly enough I always knew EXACTLY where everything was in that pile-a-mess. Every now and again I would clean it up and couldn't find a FUKKIN thing.... FOR WEEKS.

retard.

 

[needtogetarmy]

*sniff sniff* some of the laundry smells very good! lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

retard.

I don't know why that is but to this day I have "my area" ie my artwork and supplies. When it is out and all over I know EXACTLY where everything is but once I clean it up I am like, "Duhhhhhh".

Dunno why I am that way, just know I've always been.

But I have been told that I am cute, so that makes it ok.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I don't know why that is but to this day I have "my area" ie my artwork and supplies. When it is out and all over I know EXACTLY where everything is but once I clean it up I am like, "Duhhhhhh".

Dunno why I am that way, just know I've always been.

But I have been told that I am cute, so that makes it ok.

Plus you have boobs which really negates all of your negative aspects

 

[puddlemonkey]

I wood luv to cum over and help you with your little pantys....

lol@little

 

[puddlemonkey]

Whoa, we've got the same faded tan towels!

*high five*

 

[Smurfy]

i like how you cover up all your non-name brand Kmart duds with the BeBe tshirt. clever.
fuck that dog is cute. tell him Auntie Lara says hi

 

[Bikini Mod]

Plus you have boobs which really negates all of your negative aspects

LOL You sure you're not my husband's alter?

 

[ceo]

you do know the 'stache must meet required length before you can come over.

"You must be at least 'this tall' to ride this 'stache."

 

[bw1]

wow is that where im sleeping?

lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

"You must be at least 'this tall' to ride this 'stache."

 

[gotmilk]

OMG..

The skidmarks on your underwear is friggen gross. It looks like Peanut Butter whey protein farts with blow back.

http://i30.tinypic.com/2qbw239.jpg

 

[Go For Gains]

Intresting

 

[puddlemonkey]

Alter!

 

[saint808]

I am sure this has been mentioned but I am not bothering to sift through the rest of the mess but seriously. That is not stopping you because I'd throw you down on that pile and wreck you. Yes. I said Wreck you.

 

[billfred]

Funny.. I was expecting a picture of your mouth when I clicked on this thread.

 

[Arabian]

Wow , I hope that isnt your home.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

good thing Bentley's eyes are open....i'd lose him for sure.

i'll pay for someone a plane ticket to come out here and fold all my laundry.

I am off work this weekend. Ill come out.

Do I have to wear one of those french maid outfits.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

LOL...my cat would love to nap in the middle of all that.

I want pictures of that!!!!!!!!

Let e know if you need a photographer. I will need a one handed camera cause one hand will be busy.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Funny.. I was expecting a picture of your mouth when I clicked on this thread.

LMAO!!!!! bwahahahahahahah!!!!!!

 

[habitualhealth]

i like how you cover up all your non-name brand Kmart duds with the BeBe tshirt. clever.
fuck that dog is cute. tell him Auntie Lara says hi

there was actually a guy covered up too.

i'm pretty impressive.

auntie lara needs to send gifts or something, damn.

 

[habitualhealth]

my mess is sooo way worser.


but i like your style.

 

[Mr. dB]

And I thought it was because you have teeth in your vag.

 

[habitualhealth]

lol@little

:fufanger:

 

[mountain muscle]

Does the vicious guard rat scare them off the bed?

 

[gotmilk]

Does the vicious guard rat scare them off the bed?

he can sniff out the cleaner clothes


http://i30.tinypic.com/2qbw239.jpg

 

[Smurfy]

did you get this mess folded?
I currently have 5 baskets of clean clothes lined up in my living room for many days in a row now just waiting to be folded
but nahh]
i have more baskets too
and more to be washed
potentially i could have 10 baskets of clean clothes lined up in my living room that i just refuse to fold and put away

 

[habitualhealth]

did you get this mess folded?
I currently have 5 baskets of clean clothes lined up in my living room for many days in a row now just waiting to be folded
but nahh]
i have more baskets too
and more to be washed
potentially i could have 10 baskets of clean clothes lined up in my living room that i just refuse to fold and put away

fug no. i've been on the beach all day. i'm hoping they've gotten tired of laying around and are currently folding themselves as we speak.

 

[Smurfy]

fug no. i've been on the beach all day. i'm hoping they've gotten tired of laying around and are currently folding themselves as we speak.

pics of you on the beach

also, must be nice!

do you work?

 

[habitualhealth]

pics of you on the beach

also, must be nice!

do you work?

that's what i came down here for actually. but took care of biz earlier.

i'm so black now you'd have to use night vision goggles to see me.

 

[canadianhitman]

did you get this mess folded?
I currently have 5 baskets of clean clothes lined up in my living room for many days in a row now just waiting to be folded
but nahh]
i have more baskets too
and more to be washed
potentially i could have 10 baskets of clean clothes lined up in my living room that i just refuse to fold and put away

WTF

Stuff gets wrinkled unless you fold it right after it comes out of the dryer. I don't understand why people dont' just fold it while it's still warm so it doesn't end up all wrinkled. Saves you having to do a ton of ironing.

 

[Smurfy]

WTF

Stuff gets wrinkled unless you fold it right after it comes out of the dryer. I don't understand why people dont' just fold it while it's still warm so it doesn't end up all wrinkled. Saves you having to do a ton of ironing.

lol @ ironing

no, when Im pulling it out of the dryer, if its slacks or one of my shirts,. then i pull it out and lay it on top of the basket so it doesnt wrinkle

 

[nimbus]

i love yorkies

 

[Mr. dB]

i love kicking yorkies

Me too.

 

[Cutiebaby]

damn at least I pile my laundry in a basket and make huge mountains out of it, no offense to you or nothing...

 

[jack sparrow]

WTF

Stuff gets wrinkled unless you fold it right after it comes out of the dryer. I don't understand why people dont' just fold it while it's still warm so it doesn't end up all wrinkled. Saves you having to do a ton of ironing.

I don't care too much about wrinkles. Most of the time my shirts look like I just pulled them out of my back pocket.

 

[Smurfy]

I don't care too much about wrinkles. Most of the time my shirts look like I just pulled them out of my back pocket.

hello lumberg

 

[jack sparrow]

hello lumberg

That's because Lummy understands just how little fashion plays a role in anything important these days. Good bro that Lumberg.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Oh that reminds me of my room looks like your dresser through up clothes too.

 

[Wulfgar]

I don t get it Habitchual Ho??

Are you saying you dont get laid cause you have shitty fashion sense?


I like your dog btw..

 

[c-sharp minor]

Heh. I'm a fucking neat freak. Shit I clean my place daily.

One of my friends said my place looked like a doctor's office. I never knew whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.

 

[wootoom]

your messy?

 

[Go For Gains]

I just hope the rest isnt this bad girl! what the hell....If this is the bed I..I need shoes to go into the bathroom!

I tell you what I come over and help ya clean that up

 

[squatmonkey]

First of all, I dont belive your not getting laid. Second, what does it have to do with your laundry? Third, we can fix this problam( If there is one) no need to thank me, Thats what boyfreinds do.....

 

[Go For Gains]

that's what i came down here for actually. but took care of biz earlier.

i'm so black now you'd have to use night vision goggles to see me.

Really, Are you going to share?.."PICS"

How about the beer googles..that work?..not saying I need them..LOL

 

[habitualhealth]

damn at least I pile my laundry in a basket and make huge mountains out of it, no offense to you or nothing...

i thought i'd take lazy ass to the next level.


i think i done good.


ps-no offense taken, i know i have poor laundry folding etiquette.

 

[gotmilk]

can't wait to see pics of the other rooms

 

[RachelEFC]

I do the same thing, I just keep my piles on the floor.

 

[habitualhealth]

can't wait to see pics of the other rooms

they are all clean and spiffy.

i just push everything back to my room since it never gets any action.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I am a neat freak. Everything folded and in its place.

 

[Spartacus]

this thread should be blended with the heatherrae my BF dumped me thread

 

[Go For Gains]

they are all clean and spiffy.

i just push everything back to my room since it never gets any action.

Well maybe if you get off your ass and clean it..............

 

[habitualhealth]

Well maybe if you get off your ass and clean it..............

but posting here is so much more productive.

 

[Go For Gains]

but posting here is so much more productive.

On a day like today..have to agree

 

[myway]

but posting here is so much more productive.

That's what I have been doing all day. I gotta go do my laundry, soon. The top of my dryer looks like ur bed..

 

[habitualhealth]

On a day like today..have to agree

since you have nothing better to do...you should come fold my laundry.

 

[Go For Gains]

since you have nothing better to do...you should come fold my laundry.

You think..It looks kinda of scary....I fold yours if you fold mine..

 

[Spartacus]

I'm guilty of having 3-4 laundry baskets full of folded clothes
I get the shit to set right and then deal with it on my time

for 3 years back in my 20's I shared a house with nine women
not 9 at once but over the stretch there was 9 different girls living there
I was the only guy
often when I looked into their rooms you couldn't see floor
chciks are pigs more often than not

 

[javaguru]

I fold everything immediately, it just seems to stay in the basket folded and waiting to be put away.

 

[Spartacus]

Teresa
Connie
Jill
Lisa
Phara
Kim
Pam
and one I forget

 

[Spartacus]

Connie was the den mother