This is strange but true

[The Wenis]

It must be my freakishly large cock

freakishly large and blue, huh? we had a mule like that on the farm i grew up on. crazy bastard used to go around humping all the cows.

 

[bluepeter]

freakishly large and blue, huh? we had a mule like that on the farm i grew up on. crazy bastard used to go around humping all the cows.

hhmm, sounds familiar...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

damn, i need to sift through some more women

 

[hamstershaver]

someone on this thread likes isnt telling the truth

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you wouldnt have any skin after 30 mins. have you not a strong throat?

 

[Deterass]

that's amazing. my wife starts complaining around 10. "what are you waiting for?" "hurry up." gets me laughing sometimes and she has to spend another 10.

Damn ,thats bullshit.If my wife ever complained while she was giving me head i would just get up and finish the job myself and the kitty licking would come to a hault.

 

[SoKlueles]

someone on this thread likes isnt telling the truth

who isnt telling the truth?

 

[hamstershaver]

who isnt telling the truth?

someone in this thread

 

[bluepeter]

someone in this thread

Thanks for the clarification rodent turd

 

[The Wenis]

Damn ,thats bullshit.If my wife ever complained while she was giving me head i would just get up and finish the job myself and the kitty licking would come to a hault.

with your hand i hope, unless you're one of those ron jeremy in his early years guys with a super flexible spine