This chick at the wedding...

[Testosterone boy]

Had an ultra hot figure. OK...she had ultra hot arms, that was all I could see. She was cute and friendly and I got her #. How long should one wait to ask out a bridesmaid? I figure it takes a little while to "rest up."

 

[VicTusDeuS]

The next day???

 

[flex123]

Ive been with my girlfriend for over 2.5 years. When we first meet I got her number from one of her friends and called her the next day. the rest is history........

The one who hesitates masturbates right???? So your interest my friend and don't let her wait.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You guys are right. Good lord how I hate to call girls up and ask them out. I still get nervous. Why can't they just call me and ask if I'd like to fuck their brains out?

 

[flex123]

don't be nervous about calling. She is probbly waiting for the call if she gave you her number. Just DON'T take her out with your boys for Beer and Wings

 

[Testosterone boy]

don't be nervous about calling. She is probbly waiting for the call if she gave you her number. Just DON'T take her out with your boys for Beer and Wings

Taking chick to Hooters=Bad idea

Allowing boys to get with her=prolly bad idea

Friends fuck friends...literally Well most of them seem to.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'm a fuckin pussy. All my talk on EF and all I can think of is excuses to postpone it. Maybe I should just turn in my het card and forget it.

 

[Optimus B]

CALL HER!!!!

she gave you her number so she's probably interested. who knows, maybe she's waiting by the phone anxiously awaiting your call and pining away as to why you won't call. what's that saying again? "you fail 100% of the oppurtunities you don't take". good luck man!

 

[Testosterone boy]

I got her answering machine. The message says "if this is DeValge, I love you" i almost hung up but decided what the hell and left a message. The ball is in her court.

Almost has to be a boyfriend though.

 

[Testosterone boy]

What do you think of this DeValge name? I never heard of it. Sounds east European or something.

 

[Dr.M]

DeValge would be a whitie european name yes.

 

[bigguns7]

If his name is Devalge, you should have no problem stepping in on that (unless your name really is testosterone boy).

 

[MrMuscle]

so have she called you back yet?

 

[Testosterone boy]

so have she called you back yet?

Nope...and my answering machine broke overnight and I will be gone all day and night shortly.

 

[Spartacus]

ask her to divulge the nature of this Devalge guy

 

[slickdadd]

ask her to divulge the nature of this Devalge guy

*Siren*

This is the pun police, I'm going to have to bring you downtown.

 

[Testosterone boy]

ask her to divulge the nature of this Devalge guy

Odds are 99% that he is a lover. I'm interested in her as a work assistant since she showed enthusiasm for my work. I wouldn't mind if something happened though.

 

[MrMuscle]

Call her again dofus

 

[Testosterone boy]

Call her again dofus

men like you just don't seem to understand that well equipped men only extend opportunities once before moving unto other opportunities. How is the penis enlargement procedure going?

 

[Dr.M]

I guess I dont understand womenz

 

[MrMuscle]

men like you just don't seem to understand that well equipped men only extend opportunities once before moving unto other opportunities. How is the penis enlargement procedure going?

bah, i got other qualities they like. Namely a wooden leg.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I guess I dont understand womenz

I think it may be a uniquely Americal problem. Caused by our women being pulled in 7 different directions at all times. They are supposed to be:
1) smart
2)successful
3)assertive-they have that one down pat
4)sexy
5)career oriented
6)family oriented
7)large breasted and small waisted

 

[manson]

I don't know... If it was my wedding, I would wait a little longer before you asked out one of your wives bridesmaids.

 

[Dr.M]

I think it may be a uniquely Americal problem. Caused by our women being pulled in 7 different directions at all times. They are supposed to be:
1) smart
2)successful
3)assertive-they have that one down pat
4)sexy
5)career oriented
6)family oriented
7)large breasted and small waisted

But what does that have to do with, "I'll go to dinner with you, I don't give out my number"... I would have taken that as a 'get lost buddy'.

 

[casavant]

You guys are right. Good lord how I hate to call girls up and ask them out. I still get nervous. Why can't they just call me and ask if I'd like to fuck their brains out?

Man, I hear you loud and clear. I have to wait until I've just got done with a killer workout and have a nice endorphin high, am in a pretty good mood overall, and it really helps if I took some adderall about an hour before so I feel nice and talkative. But I still hate it.

Good luck to ya, compadre.

 

[Testosterone boy]

But what does that have to do with, "I'll go to dinner with you, I don't give out my number"... I would have taken that as a 'get lost buddy'.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Perhaps you have the thread mixed up? She was eager to give her number.

 

[Dr.M]

I guess I do, don't know how I did that tho, doh. I remember (so I thought) "I dont give my number" but somehow left it on the phone with an extra digit, oh well, there goes another brain cell.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Geez..I feel like I've lost a couple billion of those babies.