???The meanest thing you ever did too....

[biteme]

I've posted this before but my Jr year of college I was in the last year of a rough 3 year relationship. The last year sucked but we lived together. At least 2-3 times a day I'd go into his email and delete 90-100% of his personal emails from his family and friends back home.

Then I'd sign him up online for being interested in mortgages etc so he'd get a ton of spam. He's get really down that nobody from home remembered him or got back to him once he was back at school. No regrets though. He hurt me and he ran up one of my credit cards so it still makes me laugh.

Hell hath no furry like a woman's scorn. Dang, remind to never make you mad. lol

 

[slat1]

I got drunk and hooked up with a buddies gf. She was crafty and told me that if I didn't keep hooking up with her she would tell him I got her drunk and took advantage of her. We continued to have sex.
BTW... she didn't need to blackmale me. I would have kept doing it anyway!

 

[EnderJE]

I've never laughed so hard in my entire life, but that kid never bullied anyone again. He never found out who did it, but he was a pretty mellow guy after a gallon of spuzz got dumped in his bedroom

OMFG

The worst I ever did was just hurt other people's feelings or beat them up. But never did anything like that!

I've posted this before, but there was this girl in Gr4/5 who made my life shit. Her brother was also involved. Fast forward to Gr12. She's back again making my life shit.

Except this time, mid-year, her brother died of cancer.

On her first day back (and every day after that), I kept making fun of it to her face. "Smells like a microwave dinner? Did you heat up last night's dinner? Oh wait. Its chemo."

She cried and cried.

Still makes me smile from time to time.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

theres a guy that pissed me off once upon a time, so everytime i see him chatting to a girl i focus a beam of pure charm and sex appeal on her and ruin it for him

im so glad i joined teh dark side

 

[UA_Iron]

OMFG

The worst I ever did was just hurt other people's feelings or beat them up. But never did anything like that!

I've posted this before, but there was this girl in Gr4/5 who made my life shit. Her brother was also involved. Fast forward to Gr12. She's back again making my life shit.

Except this time, mid-year, her brother died of cancer.

On her first day back (and every day after that), I kept making fun of it to her face. "Smells like a microwave dinner? Did you heat up last night's dinner? Oh wait. Its chemo."

She cried and cried.

Still makes me smile from time to time.

bitch got what she deserved.

 

[HiDnGoD]

denied them sex

Yknow, the rest of this shit is funny, that's downright mean .

 

[HiDnGoD]

theres a guy that pissed me off once upon a time, so everytime i see him chatting to a girl i focus a beam of pure charm and sex appeal on her and ruin it for him

im so glad i joined teh dark side

A P.T. at my gym came over to where my bud & I were working out. I was doing a warm up set & my bud was hitting on a chick who was resting. P.T. started flirting with the chick & making desparaging remarks about my bud, so I walked up, grabbed this guys ass, & said, loudly, "So where'd you go so fast after last night, Sugar."
Can you say cock-blocked?