???The meanest thing you ever did too....

[Razorguns]

Treating my ex-fiancee like shit and taking her for granted.

I was pretty mean. But no one is born smart in life -- these things can happen.

However i learned a lot from this and am now much smarter.

 

[Becoming]

shit were you a jock?

I get called a meathead all the time btw.

all my buddies are meatheads and they say I am the biggest meathead of the bunch...

here is another one.. this was an accident...

one time I had this job for the summer and I worked with these two hottie chicks (one blonde and one brunette)... I was partial to the blonde, but don't get me wrong, the brunette was pretty darn hot too... anyways, we used to go out, play softball in this league and then get smashed on a regular basis... one time me and the brunette were in the car together not too long after I started hanging out with them (like second or third time)... anyways, she asks something about what I thought about her and I getting together... I got all flustered cause I had the hots for her friend the blonde and I didn't want to mess it up if I had the ins (I had just met them a week or two before)... so to get out of the situation I blurted out the first excuse that came to my mind...

"You are not good enough for me...."

I dont know where the fuck that came from... Stupidest shit ever. I still partied with the chicks, but that fucked up all chances of getting ass. I was pretty young though, so that was a learning experience... I should have banged the hell out of that chick.

pwned by me again.

 

[UA_Iron]

all my buddies are meatheads and they say I am the biggest meathead of the bunch...

here is another one.. this was an accident...

one time I had this job for the summer and I worked with these two hottie chicks (one blonde and one brunette)... I was partial to the blonde, but don't get me wrong, the brunette was pretty darn hot too... anyways, we used to go out, play softball in this league and then get smashed on a regular basis... one time me and the brunette were in the car together not too long after I started hanging out with them (like second or third time)... anyways, she asks something about what I thought about her and I getting together... I got all flustered cause I had the hots for her friend the blonde and I didn't want to mess it up if I had the ins (I had just met them a week or two before)... so to get out of the situation I blurted out the first excuse that came to my mind...

"You are not good enough for me...."

I dont know where the fuck that came from... Stupidest shit ever. I still partied with the chicks, but that fucked up all chances of getting ass. I was pretty young though, so that was a learning experience... I should have banged the hell out of that chick.

pwned by me again.

oohhhhh shit dude. She still remembers that comment to this day. hahahhaha

 

[squatpuke]

I broke up with a chick in college because she stopped me at 2nd base.

Too bad, she was a very attrative, HIGHLY intellegent woman who is probably making 6 figures somewhere right now....

 

[Raina]

I've posted this before but my Jr year of college I was in the last year of a rough 3 year relationship. The last year sucked but we lived together. At least 2-3 times a day I'd go into his email and delete 90-100% of his personal emails from his family and friends back home.

Then I'd sign him up online for being interested in mortgages etc so he'd get a ton of spam. He's get really down that nobody from home remembered him or got back to him once he was back at school. No regrets though. He hurt me and he ran up one of my credit cards so it still makes me laugh.

 

[PICK3]

I directed the water to come out of the shower head at a motel so that the maid would get soaked.

 

[squatpuke]

Oh I remember something else....when I was a kid we used to loosen the salt-shaker lids in restaurants...(I would kick my own ass now if I could)....

or

We would put a napkin between the lid and the shaker and rip the excess napkin off....

or

Shoot those fuzzy toothpicks that stick in hamburgers into the ceiling tiles...

or

superglue quarters to the sidewalk outside the exit of the movie theater...(this one was REAL funny...right next to the door with 50-100 people walking out, someone was BOUND to try and pick it up causing the rest of the herd to fumble over or around).

or break toothpicks off in peoples car doorlocks (pre-keyless remote days).

or teepee peoples houses....

or put vaseline on the handrails in stairways

or (geez...am I going to hell?)

 

[hamstershaver]

denied them sex

 

[wootoom]

i pissed on someody

 

[NJjuice22]

I never picked on anyone or anything like that, but the meanest thing I remember is having sex with some chick I met the night before and before I could leave she asked me for my number. I gave it to her and saw she put the paper on her kitchen counter...well i snatched it when she wasnt looking so she could never call me.