The Map of HAWAII !!!!

[Body]

I was just wondering what our elite women like. Do you like the map left on your back or your front?

And to the elite guys where do you like to leave the map on her back or front?

 

[NJFitGuy]

On the face!!!

Not too many women like it but definitely in the face. If you're lucky they'll open up and say "AHHH" and you can make the islands disappear but that doesn't happen too often. And if you're REALLY lucky, they'll even lick off the remaining mini islands off your junk, lol. Those girls are special...marriage material.

 

[Body]

I'm feel'in you NJfitguy. Nothing like a good map swallower. I personally love "Titty Map Smearers" and "Ass Crack Landslides"

 

[NJFitGuy]

Me 2

I'm feel'in you NJfitguy. Nothing like a good map swallower. I personally love "Titty Map Smearers" and "Ass Crack Landslides"

Mmmm, a couple more of my favorites...ass crack landslides...good one!!!

 

[Body]

do you think people out of the NYC area are trying to figure out what the F we're talking about?

 

[frorider6]

I think it's pretty self explanitory if you read the thread.

 

[Body]

you never know w/ people today+

 

[Test boy]

I'm just trying to figure out what we hope to gain by using the word bitch so often.

 

[frorider6]

I blew the islands up a BITCH'S nose once. I was pretty proud of myself since it was a pullout from the missionary position. It had everything, accuracy and distance.

me - "UUUUURRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
her - "it.........went........up.............my..........nose........"
me - "WoooHoooo! Yeah! WHO DA MAN!!! I DA MAN!!!!"
me about 2 minutes later - "What did you say baby? Oh, sure I'll get you a towel, hang on a sec."

 

[Body]

I'm just trying to figure out what we hope to gain by using the word bitch so often.

Your DISAPPROVAL.

What are you trying to gain by caring?