The "Help EvenSteve Get Laid" Thread.

[patsfan1379]

Dude, I know you have questions. Dating.... Women... Tongue Tecnique.

Ask away and we will help you.

I'll start.

Did you look into that online dating shit?

 

[HS Lifter]

Get an 05 ravne R6, and put a rear cowl on.

When a chick asks for a ride, tell her: "I dont have a back seat, how about I get your number and call you so we can go some other time?"

 

[Redshoteye]

Start on the ugly ones and work your way up... even if you don't like, itll improve your lacking confidence

 

[patsfan1379]

Get an 05 ravne R6, and put a rear cowl on.

When a chick asks for a ride, tell her: "I dont have a back seat, how about I get your number and call you so we can go some other time?"

dude.

look at this

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=405945

 

[Gambino]

flexygello doesn't want bagina in his face, he wants to cuddle

 

[tiger88]

Get an 05 ravne R6, and put a rear cowl on.

When a chick asks for a ride, tell her: "I dont have a back seat, how about I get your number and call you so we can go some other time?"

LOL

why u gotta steel my idea?


raven 05 r6 > ALL


excpet 748s

 

[seizer]

STOP calling good looking women 'hottties'.






























Call them bitches, and get on with it. Jk.

 

[evansteve]

Dude, I know you have questions. Dating.... Women... Tongue Tecnique.

Ask away and we will help you.

I'll start.

Did you look into that online dating shit?

I havent looked into it yet, I know its going to be a time sucker, and so far today I spent all my time browsing these forums and fixing my computer

Thanks for this thread though. I'm glad you guys care and want to help me.

 

[patsfan1379]

well when you do, ask questions here.

i am 100% serious.

 

[cwc73]

I dug deep to find this one for Easy E
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/cyberlovah.html

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i say we press fast forward on this fyxgel getting laid business...ill put in $10, lets get a few more guys in on this and make a call

desperate times call for desperate measures

 

[-SD-]

Sweet Mary mother of God. Why did you start this thread

 

[Sub-Zero]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

 

[-SD-]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

Hey einstein, this advice works great for guys who have balls. Remember who your audience is.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Hey einstein, this advice works great for guys who have balls. Remember who your audience is.

u dont need balls, all u need is a working dick.

seriously noone will probably even notice since their all drunk off their asses and worried about their own dicks,

and most likely ull never see the girls again, and if you do just be like "naw girly, you were drunk, thats not how it happened at all, see you tried to kiss me but i wasnt drinking and didnt want to take advantage of a drunk girl so i said no"

 

[will b huge]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

LMFAO @ step 2

oh man...classic thread here.....LOL

 

[patsfan1379]

im serious. lets help a nugga out

 

[evansteve]

i say we press fast forward on this fyxgel getting laid business...ill put in $10, lets get a few more guys in on this and make a call

desperate times call for desperate measures

does this have to do with the "who will get laid first" thread?

 

[evansteve]

u dont need balls, all u need is a working dick.

seriously noone will probably even notice since their all drunk off their asses and worried about their own dicks,

and most likely ull never see the girls again, and if you do just be like "naw girly, you were drunk, thats not how it happened at all, see you tried to kiss me but i wasnt drinking and didnt want to take advantage of a drunk girl so i said no"

lol.
sounds like it could work.

Now all I need is a party to attend, and some balls.

 

[musclemuscle]

lol.
sounds like it could work.

Now all I need is a party to attend, and some balls.

did u get your screen name from the book

enensteven

 

[Sub-Zero]

im serious. lets help a nugga out

so am i.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol.
sounds like it could work.

Now all I need is a party to attend, and some balls.

dude...no bals needed, just a dick.

partys all the time in college, just walk into one... just be like "i know mike" if anyone asks, "naw not that mike the other one foo"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

does this have to do with the "who will get laid first" thread?

no, i just think you should get laid asap, because youre waaaaaay too hung up on the issue

its just sex..

 

[patsfan1379]

lets do it.

I will put 5,000 Karma on the fact that he doesnt get laid by December 30th, 2005.

 

[Yarg!]

ive used "what compliments have you been given yet?" line with good results.

 

[evansteve]

did u get your screen name from the book

enensteven

no, i didnt even know that book existed.

ive used "what compliments have you been given yet?" line with good results.

interesting line, lol. what kind of reactions have you gotten?

 

[Lestat]

lets do it.

I will put 5,000 Karma on the fact that he doesnt get laid by December 30th, 2005.

you better give odds bro... like a 10 to 1 payout

 

[Yarg!]

no, i didnt even know that book existed.



interesting line, lol. what kind of reactions have you gotten?

i try to find a similar conversation subject, but if there is absolutely no identifible conversation topics i use that line. its generally a smile/perplexed look as they try to figure out theyre being hit on. then 2 seconds later they go "aww... " and start blushing and gushing. then i introduce myself and ask the number. its worked twice, and but ive only asked 4 women their numbers, so someone with more experience can prolly hook you up better.

 

[JayC9]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

lol @ the repeatable 2 step guide to getting laid