The dumbass workouts some crazy people do in the gym.

[Twoguns]

I feel like a douche bag now, because I know that I grunt when I deadlift heavy, I try not to but my ipod is loud and the weight is heavy.

 

[odoyal rulez]

grunting is fine bro...grunting to get attn is not...personally im that asshole who farts when the weights get heavy..and dont give a shit how loud they are..or how bad they smell...

 

[rykertest]

you guys missed my personal favorite. The guys that come straight from the warehouse or office and lift weights in JEANS. lol I guess they have buddy lee on their side so you "can't bust 'em".

Thats like swimming in shoes or buttering your bread with a tire iron.

WTF???

 

[wags8]

I have to stress caution regarding that technique, as you could end up with an inverted sphincter. In Tennessee they call that a wallered out pooper.

 

[rykertest]

I have to stress caution regarding that technique, as you could end up with an inverted sphincter. In Tennessee they call that a wallered out pooper.

ah yes, anal shrubbery.

 

[tonyroma]

This thread is hilarious, I have exactly the same/similar type of people at my gym that u guys are detailing. This one guy though, omg!!! Stats: 21-25 yo, 235lbs. 25%bf-- Pulls up to the gym around 6pm in either in a new 745 bmw, a lamborgini murcielago, or a 2007 hummer on 26 inch rims. Always sporting underarmor cut sleave shirt, underarmor beanie, xxxxl underarmor sweatpants, underarmor wrist raps/gloves, 3 karot diamond earings, a platinum chain that has to weigh at least 2 lbs. Always purchaces/consumes a Speed Stack and Detour bar pre-workout. Spends 30-45 min. rambling with the gyms staff and starring at the high school girls coming into tan. Same routine everyday (in order) high reps low weight - starting with smith bench, smith military, standing iso curls, tricep cable pulldowns, and ending with a 15 min. tan to give him that cutting glow. Not to mention the 5 minute rest inbetween sets. A Post workout Muscle Milk is always a must for his hard earned 45 min session. Can anyone relate?????

 

[mikematt06]

wow... i forgot about last sat when i was at the gym late around 7ish and this guy comes in wearing flip flops, jeans, a popped collar shirt, and a beanie. he did like 20 sets of bench, and 20 sets of curls to make his shirt look tighter on him and have his arms pumped for when he went out after that... that shit drives me crazy

 

[perp69]

That is what makes the gym so fun. How about the guys that wear the wife beaters and have as much back hair as a grizzly bear? Now I am a hairy guy but don't have the balls to do that. At they could shave that shit.

Perp

 

[peejae]

grunting is fine bro...grunting to get attn is not...personally im that asshole who farts when the weights get heavy..and dont give a shit how loud they are..or how bad they smell...

lmao i do that shit when my buddy pisses me off when we lift

 

[Twoguns]

ah yes, anal shrubbery.

goatse