The dumbass workouts some crazy people do in the gym.

[blueta2]

The crazy things I see at my gym; a bunch of buff idiots lifting heavy, making unnecessary grunting noises and then dropping the weights.
When I see freaky folks dressed odd or shadow boxing, at least they could care less what others think. The buff jerks are loud and have to make sure the ENTIRE gym knows they are lifting heavy.......turn off!

 

[52_21_30]

The crazy things I see at my gym; a bunch of buff idiots lifting heavy, making unnecessary grunting noises and then dropping the weights.
When I see freaky folks dressed odd or shadow boxing, at least they could care less what others think. The buff jerks are loud and have to make sure the ENTIRE gym knows they are lifting heavy.......turn off!

Finally some female confirmation this is true...I actually complained to the manager of my gym about this. I'm 270 lbs and one of the biggest, strongest guys at my gym, but i mind my business, get in and get out, and drop a dumbell here and there when necessary. But we have a select group of retards that literally yell to each other from across the gym and drop the oly bars EVERY chance they get. One white dude who cant weigh more than 195 thinks he's ronnie coleman with all the noises he makes, hootin and hollarin and shit. There's only one Big Ron, and he can make any noises he wants. And what's with the social hour around the leg equipment?? I know these losers wouldnt know a squat or a calf raise if it jumped up between their legs and tied their balls in a knot, but I mean if you changed the lighting and their wardrobes you'd think you were in a bar.

Just out of curiosity, if these retards making all the comotion is a turn off, are buff guys that mind their business and work out quietly a turn on?? LOL

 

[blueta2]

Just out of curiosity, if these retards making all the comotion is a turn off, are buff guys that mind their business and work out quietly a turn on?? LOL

of course modesty is very sexy!

 

[Harleymarleybone]

shadowboxing on the gym floor is a great way to intimidate the big guys, let them know that even though they're twice your size you could still kick their asses. Alpha male, G.,, let them know what's up.

If they are so tough why are they boxing shadows?

 

[mr.nitro]

im happy to say since I switched gyms ive seen nothing strange, maybe the 2 ups guys who drive their trucks to the gym and work out in brown ups shorts. but honestly they are some deticated bro's, they are always their and are lifting some decent weight.

other than that there are a couple hotties that are so smoking that I swear they where in one of my porno's, god damn those black spandex pants. wow.

 

[peejae]

yeah i know what you guys mean i pretty much mind my own business in the gym. we have these two arab guys that wear nut huggers and tanks and they always have pastel colors on. everyone calls them hans and franz they r totally flamin they do all these gay dumbell exercises with like 5 lbs girl weights its friggin hilarious im just like wtf.then we had this one guy come in one morning hootin and hollerin and talkin so loud we can here the convos they were having throughout the gym. then he goes and starts deadlifting and he was deadlifting around 400 lbs for reps. then he proceeds to put 535 on the bar and starts screamin the weight out that he has on it . then gets a good size crowd around him to watch gets all psyched up attempts the lift i dont even think it even came centimeter of the ground .he the tried and tried again but never could do it then says maybe next lol what an asss!!!!!!
Also dont get me started on women in the gym we had this one huge mofo come in the gym and he brought his g/f in with him he was benching 500lbs for reps. his g/f was so fuckin hot she was wearing red biker shorts def cameltoe going on, and a white see thru sports bra with the best boobs ive seen in a long time. she just started prancing around and i shit you not the whole gym was quite all exercises had stopped and every single guy in there was looking at reach other going omg wtf is she doing and shaking are heads the majority of us couldnt even comp r workouts we had to leave it was actually kinda funny. i just couldnt get focused with that hot peice of tail prancing around.

 

[abomb]

I was doing leg extensions one night pretty late before the gym closed. There were probably a good 10 folks still at the gym including this old man in his late 70's. He finished up on the treadmill and walked across the main floor heading to the showers. About 2 minutes later he figures out that he forgot a towel and strolls on back out across the main floor in nothing but his whitey tighties. He literally had to walk 50 feet to get the towel from the rack which was dead center amoungst the cardio equipment. I'd say there were at least 3 gals wrapping up their session, their jaws hit the floor. He still had his Ipod on and did not look up one time. He absolutely did not give a hoot. I was laughing my ass off. I guess when you get that age you can get away with shit like that.

 

[immortalis]

I can't believe some of the silly shit I see certain people do in my gym. There is this guy who wears a black karate ghi in the gym and whenever I see hime he has got one arm in one of the handles of the cable crossover and his "Foot" is in the other handle on the other side. He proceeds to try and do karate moves while hoioked up like this. ...

Man... one day I go to the gym at my normal time, and theres this cat at the cables, I shit you not doing Judo moves in the damn thing. Simulating throws and dropping to the floor with the cable over his shoulder and shit. I mean, this dude was getting AFTER it!

I glances at the dude that works behind the counter whos cool, and my eyes are wide like "wtf is this cat doin?!". He motioned me over and told me he was a legitimate Blind Judo Champion. He is legally blind, and has won multiple national Judo championships. I was like, shit... my bust! lol.

Since then, I started talkin to that dude and I've noticed he has an olympic sports back he uses and he has gone twice to Europe for tournaments that hes finished in the top 5 in both. But I swear, that first day I saw him I was like "What in the living fuck... is going on here..."

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Also dont get me started on women in the gym...his g/f was so fuckin hot ...

she just started prancing around and i shit you not the whole gym was quite all exercises had stopped and every single guy in there was looking at reach other going omg wtf is she doing and shaking are heads the majority of us couldnt even comp r workouts we had to leave it was actually kinda funny. i just couldnt get focused with that hot peice of tail prancing around.

That's why I cant take my wife to the gym... seriously

 

[AAP]

bitches walking backwards or sideways on the treadmill because it 'burns more calories'.

 

[goaler]

Skinny college kid with a 25 lb weight on his chest, sitting on a bench whipping his head and back backwards until it almost hit the floor, and then going forward and making his head go between his legs, back and forth..I swear he was going to knock himself out or pull his back out...

Funniest is doing squats ATF, and every day have meatheads come up to me and tell me that I'm going to hurt my knees, or ...not be going down that far, as they go down 4 inches. (thanks to you ef members, and one OLY lifter at the gym, I'm only one of about five who do them properly..)