That new Star Trek movie sucked butthole

[samoth]

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I love those Riker and Data MSPWNED GIFs, lol.

 

[nimbus]

GREAT flick.

good action and lolz throughout

my mom and i both loved it. FTfuckingW

 

[bakemeacookie]

What a rancid piece of vaginal discharge.

Christ how did everyone think that was good?

Full on cheese fest nearly from beginning to end.

Did someone kick JJ Abrams in the head before production began?

The dude that played Spock was hot and the girl that played Uhura was very hot. Their kissing scene was the best part of the movie.

Leonard Nimoy's dentures look ridiculous.

Hollywood doesn't make movies to impress you - they make movies to make money.

.. and that it did. Nothing else to see, move on people.

c

 

[Scotsman]

Oh please, TNG was the most preftigious ST evar. There's no comparing that sophmoric 70's crap to teh real ST:TNG crew.

HTH

After this I can honestly not heed a single word you ever type again as you are obviously a poor disillusioned soul.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[samoth]

After this I can honestly not heed a single word you ever type again as you are obviously a poor disillusioned soul.

Cheers,
Scotsman

TNG was the epiphany of Roddenberry's vision. Character and plot development were second to none. Picard, Riker and Data pwn any alien-laying Kirk any day. Have fun petting your tribbles while we pwn the galaxy.

 

[Scotsman]

TNG was the epiphany of Roddenberry's vision. Character and plot development were second to none. Picard, Riker and Data pwn any alien-laying Kirk any day. Have fun petting your tribbles while we pwn the galaxy.

Oh pleas tng was a 7year long gay joke that never came to fruition. The first two seasons were good then it became a special effects driven piece of crap. How many times can you put an emotion chip in the android? Or have Picard start some doomed romance? Or Worf have to deal with some hidden part of his past back on Klingon? Riker just became a pathetic boyscout who had the show gone on any longer would have probably exploded on screen. Then to top it off every time they started to take a ratings hit it was the same crap "Let's bring back Q to spice things up". And honestly could Whoopi Goldberg's character have been any more lame.

Oh and I'd much rather have tribbles than intelligent minerals that posess the slowest firing laser in the history of tv.

At least the original had the excuse of being made in the 60's when everything about scifi was campy as hell.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[the_alcatraz]

I never bothered with Star Trek and it looked liked you guys are too much into it so I'll keep my opinion to myself on this one lol

 

[75th]

First Contact was a legit movie, though.

 

[redsamurai]

BLASPHEMY!!!!

Picard was a namby-pamby wuss compared to Kirk! If it wasn't for his being flanked by real men (Worf, Riker), Picard would have tried to deal with Cardassians and the Borg by inviting them to debate over a hot cup of Earl Grey.

WHAT!!



are you fuckin shittin me? Did you just call one of the greatest characters played by one of the greatest actors of our time a, how did you put it?, "namby-pamby wuss"?? The man whom chancellor k'mpec personally recruited to choose his successor. A "HUMAN", this was unheard of. Do you not remember Picard fighting off thugs from the house of Duras who were trying to kill him so that Gowron would not be chosen as successor......does this sound like a wuss to you? You should sit in a corner and stay there until you've come to the rightful conclusion that Captain Jean-luc Picard was the greatest and most important Captain in star fleet. If Kirk and Picard ever had to fight, Kirk would get an uppercut right quick and that would be it. Nigga please.

 

[redsamurai]

I'm going to stick a samurai sword in your bagpipes while you're playin em for this statement. Than, while you watch unable to do anything about it.....I'm going to drop a giant deuce right in the hole. Gay joke indeed......

Oh pleas tng was a 7year long gay joke that never came to fruition. The first two seasons were good then it became a special effects driven piece of crap. How many times can you put an emotion chip in the android? Or have Picard start some doomed romance? Or Worf have to deal with some hidden part of his past back on Klingon? Riker just became a pathetic boyscout who had the show gone on any longer would have probably exploded on screen. Then to top it off every time they started to take a ratings hit it was the same crap "Let's bring back Q to spice things up". And honestly could Whoopi Goldberg's character have been any more lame.

Oh and I'd much rather have tribbles than intelligent minerals that posess the slowest firing laser in the history of tv.

At least the original had the excuse of being made in the 60's when everything about scifi was campy as hell.

Cheers,
Scotsman