Tell us about your worst

[SoKlueles]

sexual encounter
whether u didnt get wet, didnt get erect...or it fell out or something
post up

 

[jnevin]

I had the hugest crush on this girl when I was going to college for months. Finally got the sack to ask her out. Things went well, ended up going back to her room. I was so nervous and wanted to do everything perfect, I busted on her hand as she reached in her pants Forrest Gump style. Couldn't get it up after that because of the nerves. That could have gone better.

 

[EnderJE]

I crashed while doing it in a moving car.

 

[jnevin]

I crashed while doing it in a moving car.

If you timed the crash right that could be OK...





nevermind

 

[SoKlueles]

dang

 

[theoak01]

I had sex with this girl a few months ago I was kinda seeing, horrid horrid sex,no forplay,only missionary,nothing kinky or freaky at all, I got bored in 5 minutes and pulled a hamstershaver blew and went limpy as a wet noodle,rolled over and went to sleep.

she always thought I just sucked but with my ex I would go anywhere from 45mins-2 hrs because she made me want it so damn bad

 

[EnderJE]

I had sex with this girl a few months ago I was kinda seeing, horrid horrid sex,no forplay,only missionary,nothing kinky or freaky at all, I got bored in 5 minutes and pulled a hamstershaver blew and went limpy as a wet noodle,rolled over and went to sleep.

she always thought I just sucked but with my ex I would go anywhere from 45mins-2 hrs because she made me want it so damn bad

But at least when you took the air out, you could pack her up again...

 

[H_T_]

it was with this nasty stripper, we were at her place and she started telling me about her husband who she was seperated with had jus got out of jail, she had this rottweiler that kept snarling at me and her kid, which she didn't tell me about beforehand , kept knocking on the bedroom door...........couldn't really "concentrate" if ya know what i mean.

 

[theoak01]

But at least when you took the air out, you could pack her up again...

oh not you didnt.

fucking helmet boy

lets see your helmet save you from this

 

[hamstershaver]

I had sex with this girl a few months ago I was kinda seeing, horrid horrid sex,no forplay,only missionary,nothing kinky or freaky at all, I got bored in 5 minutes and pulled a hamstershaver blew and went limpy as a wet noodle,rolled over and went to sleep.

she always thought I just sucked but with my ex I would go anywhere from 45mins-2 hrs because she made me want it so damn bad

that was beautiful, except for the part about you going 45mins - 2hrs