Tell me the worst sex you ever had.

[AAP]

And Ranger and the false teeth don't count.

 

[AAP]

Just wait... in the morning this thread will have 60 replies.

 

[Apöllo]

Worst sex? I guess those would be times when I didn't reach climax. Other than that my sex life is awesome. And stress the word "awesome".

 

[gonelifting]

Now you`re showing off big guy. lol

I`ll tell you about the ABSOLUTE worst sex imaginable. Wait... Is my wife looking over my shoulder? forget it...

 

[AAP]

You have not had a bad climax until you have had to fake one.

Whew.

You grunt a few times, pull out and then spit on their backs.

Go "Baby that was great. Don't come back."

 

[AAP]

And then that one time I set my tricks pubic hair on fire...

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

You have not had a bad climax until you have had to fake one.

Whew.

You grunt a few times, pull out and then spit on their backs.

Go "Baby that was great. Don't come back."

lol, isn't that your fault if you can't climax?


tell us the pube story.

 

[argent]

lol

 

[Dial_tone]

50 cent version. I had been doing the phone booty thing with this chick from AOL for a few months. I just like hearing chicks have a good screaming O, so sue me. I'm in Atlanta and she's in Nevada somefreakinwhere. Now, I know this girl's not Paris Hilton thin but she's on the damn phone so what do I care? Lo and behold, she finds a reason to be in Atlanta one weekend so we agree to get together for a lil freak nasty. I'm thinkin she's prolly 5'7", 170'ish. That's do-able...brothas like 'em big anyway. I go pick her up...HOLY MOLY....how did she miss the NFL draft? This girl's 230 lbs if she's an ounce. I'm about 210 at this point so she's got me beat for sure. I promise you I actually turned one foot to run but I think that's just too too cold. Plus I already got my mind set on some sex so I'm in it for the long haul. Actually took her to Cirque du Soleil then to my place for some bonin. I gotta admit she f*cked like a champ but I never called her back. We were supposed to hook up the next night too but I couldn't go another round with the female George Foreman. Nice blowjob, wouldn't swallow, loved it down the ole dirt road, I spanked holy hell outta that big booty too.

 

[Apöllo]

50 cent version. I had been doing the phone booty thing with this chick from AOL for a few months. I just like hearing chicks have a good screaming O, so sue me. I'm in Atlanta and she's in Nevada somefreakinwhere. Now, I know this girl's not Paris Hilton thin but she's on the damn phone so what do I care? Lo and behold, she finds a reason to be in Atlanta one weekend so we agree to get together for a lil freak nasty. I'm thinkin she's prolly 5'7", 170'ish. That's do-able...brothas like 'em big anyway. I go pick her up...HOLY MOLY....how did she miss the NFL draft? This girl's 230 lbs if she's an ounce. I'm about 210 at this point so she's got me beat for sure. I promise you I actually turned one foot to run but I think that's just too too cold. Plus I already got my mind set on some sex so I'm in it for the long haul. Actually took her to Cirque du Soleil then to my place for some bonin. I gotta admit she f*cked like a champ but I never called her back. We were supposed to hook up the next night too but I couldn't go another round with the female George Foreman. Nice blowjob, wouldn't swallow, loved it down the ole dirt road, I spanked holy hell outta that big booty too.

FUCK