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CEASAR said:
I once attempted to kill Rod Stewart. But then I realized a Mr. Gal Axy was a big fan of his. I couldnt break the poor boy's heart, so I let Rodderick live.


Actually it was a lie i was just trying to look all sensitive to the babes. ;)
 
the-short-one said:
I see. You said Rod Stewart, but actually went to a Michael Bolton concert.

I always used to think that guy used to sing with food in his mouth lol.

I still do, actually....hmm.

Never did solve that one.
 
Ok i really did see Rod Stewart and i even went to a Jon Bon Jovi concert at the orpheum oncel. I wrecked up the nite club later and went out to my car to smoke a joint myself and filled the entire car. I just remember my wife opening the car door and smoke pouring out.


and rather than 110%, please send nudes. Thank you. :p
 
OK, the Michael Bolton thing was out of line. I don't apologize for much on EF, but I'll apologize publicly for that.

For the record, I had a Jon Bon Jovi poster on my wall when I was in the 8th grade or something. 7th grade? I don't remember. Soklue would know -she and I are the same age, I think.

So, we're even. :D

Wait a minute. How old are you?
 
that makes me happy. you should put your age in giant font across the bottom of your avi so youngsters can stop wanking about their physiques. :D
 
galaxy said:
Id prefer "Boy Toy" :evil:
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the-short-one said:
How long have you been a tattoo artist?
i started six years ago.

i got a "tattoo kit" for my birthday and started tattooing out of my apartment. then a couple of months later i ran into a buddy of mine that worked in "a bona fide" shop and he let me in on a lot of the dangers of house tattooing. his info really opened my eyes and scared me a bit. so i quit.

then last year the same guy moved back into town, opened up shop, and gave me a call to see if i was still interested in tattooing.

i've been there for over a year now. i've learned about sterilization, cross contamination, how the machines work, how to build needles, how to empty the trash, how to answer the phones, blah blah blah.

i've tattooed a dozen people or so in the last few months. so far, everyones come back and been happy with their work. and they want to get more. so i must be doing something right.

the not having a tattoo thing is an issue. most people do give a strange look and ask "why would i be a tattoo artist when i dont have any tattoos"?
i tell them i have one... :evil: but i just can't show it.

so now, because of that smart-assed comment, i might have to get a tattoo in a very painful spot.

me and my good for nuthin' smart ass attitude does it again.

go me....
 
although life seems great for me...I have tons of friends, great job, house, cars, ect....I feel that I haven`t found my niche in life....
 
broley said:
i started six years ago.

i got a "tattoo kit" for my birthday and started tattooing out of my apartment. then a couple of months later i ran into a buddy of mine that worked in "a bona fide" shop and he let me in on a lot of the dangers of house tattooing. his info really opened my eyes and scared me a bit. so i quit.

then last year the same guy moved back into town, opened up shop, and gave me a call to see if i was still interested in tattooing.

i've been there for over a year now. i've learned about sterilization, cross contamination, how the machines work, how to build needles, how to empty the trash, how to answer the phones, blah blah blah.

i've tattooed a dozen people or so in the last few months. so far, everyones come back and been happy with their work. and they want to get more. so i must be doing something right.

the not having a tattoo thing is an issue. most people do give a strange look and ask "why would i be a tattoo artist when i dont have any tattoos"?
i tell them i have one... :evil: but i just can't show it.

so now, because of that smart-assed comment, i might have to get a tattoo in a very painful spot.

me and my good for nuthin' smart ass attitude does it again.

go me....

Be sure to post pics when it happens. :D
 
Tytan said:
although life seems great for me...I have tons of friends, great job, house, cars, ect....I feel that I haven`t found my niche in life....

I felt that way a few years back. I'm at a place in my life now where I've pretty damn happy. Don't worry - it will happen for you.
 
starfish said:
I was a competitive swimmer.....backstroke was my favorite. :)

In the early part of high school (before I got boobs and hips and stuff) I was on the cross country team. Coach made us swim every morning for an hour before school. that's some good cardio right there.
 
the-short-one said:
In the early part of high school (before I got boobs and hips and stuff) I was on the cross country team. Coach made us swim every morning for an hour before school. that's some good cardio right there.




Yeah...when I swam and when my job involved hours of SCUBA diving, I could basically devour whatever I wanted and lose weight.


My breathing actually changed from being underwater for hours all the time...Kind of like meditating, I guess. I got the nickname "gills" because I turned into such a fish.
 
starfish said:
Yeah...when I swam and when my job involved hours of SCUBA diving, I could basically devour whatever I wanted and lose weight.


My breathing actually changed from being underwater for hours all the time...Kind of like meditating, I guess. I got the nickname "gills" because I turned into such a fish.

There was some special on Animal Planet that I wanted to see but missed..."Freediver". Tanya Streeter? She can dive 525 feet before she has to come up for air.
 
the-short-one said:
There was some special on Animal Planet that I wanted to see but missed..."Freediver". Tanya Streeter? She can dive 525 feet before she has to come up for air.
this thread has gon on long enuff.we need tits and ass girl.hook it up. :evil:
 
Gymgurl said:
Couch...specialized in Substance Absue

wow. you're really edumucated. did you have to go thru therapy yourself in order to become a therapist? (I heard that from somebody. don't know if it's true.)
 
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