Tell me something about yourself. Non-sexual enlightenments, only.

[buffer1]

I used to hit things with a ball peen hammer

 

[starfish]

I'm an alcoholic, I haven't drank for 120 days today, and feel fuggin great.

Wow...Good for you!

 

[the-short-one]

I'm an alcoholic, I haven't drank for 120 days today, and feel fuggin great.

I'll karma you after I re-charge.

 

[jnevin]

Also, when I used to get really stressed out, I would beat the living shit out of homeless people.

 

[mountain muscle]

I can change a swab in less than 10 minutes, no help, and be back on bottom to drill without breaking a sweat.

Also, I am quite capable of jumping drum wraps while running casing because I get a bit overzealous and run faster than the rg.

Haven't killed a man yet.

But I am working on it. P.M. me for a worm job.

 

[Longhorn85]

mom, is that you???

Your mom sounds cool

 

[starfish]

I love learning about Marine Mammal Medicine and have become a pro at jumping on elephant seals and hooking up IV fluids without getting chomped on...makes for some great muscles and coordination.

 

[the-short-one]

I played Rugby on the Stuttgart Women's Team whilst stationed at EUCOM. Pulled a rather large woman down onto my right ankle and tore ligaments. Discharged on crutches.

 

[jnevin]

I love learning about Marine Mammal Medicine and have become a pro at jumping on elephant seals and hooking up IV fluids without getting chomped on...makes for some great muscles and coordination.

Chroist, I'm such a fatty, you could practice on me.

 

[the-short-one]

Also, when I used to get really stressed out, I would beat the living shit out of homeless people.

Ah, yes. I remember reading this in another post.