Strangest objest you've ever used as a sex toy??

[HUGHJORGEN]

your wife...

Ha ha good try. But the closest to my wifes vagina as you will ever get is when you rummage thru my dirty laundry and sniff my jockstrap hoping I had recently engaged in on of our marathon sex sessions.

Btw- if my jock smells familiar- it's the same smell cummin from your girls pussy- cause chances are I just plwed that shot too.

I fucked a girl with a wiffle ball bat once though!

 

[HappyScrappy]

beastiality scrappy? thought we couldn't talk about that anymore

we can't? I thought only pictures of someone's anus and talk of NAMBLA were out

 

[drrman]

a phillips head scredriver

 

[gwl9dta4]

a cob of corn.

 

[Obnoxious White Guy]

my rock hard penis

 

[Puc]

daised and a bottle.

 

[HappyScrappy]

daised and a bottle.

just out of morbid curiosity - which of those two ended up your ass?

 

[sereneman]

I had a friend that fucked a Gatorade bottle.

 

[creep]

I had a friend that fucked a Gatorade bottle.

Indra or Decem?

 

[GinNJuice]

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