Strangest objest you've ever used as a sex toy??

[AMBB4L]

Popsicle -- though your girl has to be pretty goddam fucked up to do it.

 

[gmanlax7]

bug repellent

 

[McLurch]

Ice cream scoop, and toes

 

[Bigsatan13]

daised and a bottle.

You have my interest. What kind of bottle?

 

[Bigsatan13]

a razor blade

Found a blood letter huh?

 

[WelshInjectable]

A vibrating mobile phone, skipping rope handle, cucumbers, bananas, deoderant bottle.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

Ha ha good try. But the closest to my wifes vagina as you will ever get is when you rummage thru my dirty laundry and sniff my jockstrap hoping I had recently engaged in on of our marathon sex sessions.

Btw- if my jock smells familiar- it's the same smell cummin from your girls pussy- cause chances are I just plwed that shot too.

Oh comon... Me and the rest of the fellas in the trailer park have your wife so many times a scientist had to invent a new number system just so we could keep track of many times we've fucked her (that week). That filthy cunt is such a whore the last time I went to fuck her I had to double park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in..

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Oh comon... Me and the rest of the fellas in the trailer park have your wife so many times a scientist had to invent a new number system just so we could keep track of many times we've fucked her (that week). That filthy cunt is such a whore the last time I went to fuck her I had to double park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in..

OK fuckstain!
Let's not confuse my wife with your mother, YOUR MOM is the sexual equivelent of a public urinal. In the realm of trailer park cum depositories she is without a doubt queen. From what I understand she has seen more dick up close and personal than a football stadium full of urologists.

Good luck finding out who your father is, with that many potential candidates your in for quite a task.

By the way next time you eat out your girls pussy, do me a favor and tell me how I taste, she seems to like it, every chance she gets she guzzzles my cum like a fat girl drinks a milkshake.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

ha ha.. took one good flame to get you to degenerate into moma jokes... you are way too easy.. let me know when you grow some real nuts to flame with thumb dick.

 

[knight69]

my wife has used a basball bat before!! but that after she was a little bit lubricated.