Steve Jobs Regretted Using Alternative Medicine; Delayed Treatment

[mrplunkey]

aaannnnnddddd you didn't. Thank you


now shut up

I bet they make a version of the book with a paper cover for $90 more. You should buy that one so you can have the "coverless experience" that aligns the biomechanical vectors of the pages as nature had intended.

 

[TableFun]

LOL!

They should retitle it: "False and Unjustified Confirmation of Every Libtard Nutritional and Environmental Belief You Have -- For only $22.95!"

How's a clown supposed to make money with a title like that?


Down with capitalism!

 

[mrplunkey]

How's a clown supposed to make money with a title like that?


Down with capitalism!

It's funny enough that people waste money on all that snake oil horseshit.

Then they spend money on books to reinforce the horseshit they already believe.

Then they hop on the Interwebs and argue for the two terrible decisions they've already made.

But know that the best part is? There's a huge overlap between that group and people who are against organized religion and corporations. So what do they do? They take a complete leap of faith (a.la. Jebus-style) on this horseshit and then give their money to an evil corporation, all in the name of supporting an inherently flawed and factually unsupported world view.

I gotta admit, I love it. I really need to get into the natural remedies business.

 

[-SD-]

Im going to start an all natural progressive investment firm. One that has evolved beyond the need to obtain profits and into the holistic benefits of giving me your money.

 

[mrplunkey]

Im going to start an all natural progressive investment firm. One that has evolved beyond the need to obtain profits and into the holistic benefits of giving me your money.

Call it a "stakeholder-driven collaborative to foster biosustainable renewable green energy" and you can probably get a solyndra-style loan -- you just need to bundle some money for Barry 2012 first.

 

[TableFun]

It's funny enough that people waste money on all that snake oil horseshit.

Then they spend money on books to reinforce the horseshit they already believe.

And then when all that shit fails, they're out of money to pay me for shit that works. Fuck.

 

[PICK3]

And then when all that shit fails, they're out of money to pay me for shit that works. Fuck.

My "a" warts are acting up. Got anything for that?


no, Plunkey ... they're knot speed bumps

 

[mrplunkey]

And then when all that shit fails, they're out of money to pay me for shit that works. Fuck.

That's where taxpayers come in.

 

[TableFun]

My "a" warts are acting up. Got anything for that?


no, Plunkey ... they're knot speed bumps

liquid nitrogen, splash a dixie cup full on your b hole bro

 

[cindylou]

My "a" warts are acting up. Got anything for that?


no, Plunkey ... they're knot speed bumps

lmfao...nasty