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I dont know shit about how to rape an eagle, but I do have a hilarious story I can share...
It turns out this guy I know one day decides to get really fucked up and go hunting near his house. After a while, I guess he was really horny (he was always horny). Well, he shoots this duck 'Duck Hunt' style, then picks it up, pulls down his pants and starts fucking this duck. Then, get this, his aunt hears the gunshot and goes to investigate, comes through the trees and sees him and FUCKING PASSES OUT!
Can you imagine that shit...a relative catching you fucking a dead animal. No more Christmas cards for your ass...lol. I'll tell ya, thats some crazy shit, but the first time I heard that story I damn near shit my pants.
It turns out this guy I know one day decides to get really fucked up and go hunting near his house. After a while, I guess he was really horny (he was always horny). Well, he shoots this duck 'Duck Hunt' style, then picks it up, pulls down his pants and starts fucking this duck. Then, get this, his aunt hears the gunshot and goes to investigate, comes through the trees and sees him and FUCKING PASSES OUT!
Can you imagine that shit...a relative catching you fucking a dead animal. No more Christmas cards for your ass...lol. I'll tell ya, thats some crazy shit, but the first time I heard that story I damn near shit my pants.
