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chewyxrage
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I'm gonna write a book or at least an article for monster.com one of these days. Working with sales people = classic dirtbag stories.
I'm taking notes, here's my latest one....the format might be kinda fucked because I'm copying an pasting from my email notes to myself.
> My latest story is from one our young Nubian queens... harassed as hell
> by a customer
> Check this out - granted I "scolded" her as much as possible for
> ayoung woman all messed up from the situation for even putting
> herselfin this situation....
> Our reps have to call on a lot of home based
> businesses...figures,right? We cater to small businesses..
> Dude answers the door butt naked. Now, this is a business she has been
> trying to meet the decision maker for some weeks now.
> She's like - dude put some clothes on and come back. He says OK,
> be right back, take a seat in my living room.
> She does, he comes back out butt nakey.
> At this point she is scared shitless, can't really move even, she's so scared.
> He's like So, let's write up this contract! Let's do this! As she
> is writing up his order, he starts jerking off, nuts, and then
> says...oh shit I should NOT have done that. My wife will be so pissed,
> I'm so busted please don't do anything
> She is in so much shock she can barely move, eventually gets the
> fuck outta there and calls us. No one in the office is there because
> thiswas like 7:00PM sales call.
> We hear about the next day, call the cops, meanwhile this girl
> is scarred for life. 24 year old, talented salesperson. Fuck.
> Then we deal with the aftermath.
Another one:
Girl gets company name card with a phone number on the back from an
>>> "adult film recruiter" - meets the guy in hotel room and "tries out" -
>>> gets paid and then tells her cousin (our employee) that the guy used a
>>> company name card. It was one of our male reps. He quickly resigned
>>> after receiving a phone call from the police (nothing illegal happened
>>> as it was consensual), but he knew his game was up.
I've also fired 3 outside sales reps in the last 2 months due to receiving a DUI. Damn holidays, people getting all drunked up and driving. I mean I get all drunked up but I'm smart enough to call a cab.
I'm taking notes, here's my latest one....the format might be kinda fucked because I'm copying an pasting from my email notes to myself.
> My latest story is from one our young Nubian queens... harassed as hell
> by a customer
> Check this out - granted I "scolded" her as much as possible for
> ayoung woman all messed up from the situation for even putting
> herselfin this situation....
> Our reps have to call on a lot of home based
> businesses...figures,right? We cater to small businesses..
> Dude answers the door butt naked. Now, this is a business she has been
> trying to meet the decision maker for some weeks now.
> She's like - dude put some clothes on and come back. He says OK,
> be right back, take a seat in my living room.
> She does, he comes back out butt nakey.
> At this point she is scared shitless, can't really move even, she's so scared.
> He's like So, let's write up this contract! Let's do this! As she
> is writing up his order, he starts jerking off, nuts, and then
> says...oh shit I should NOT have done that. My wife will be so pissed,
> I'm so busted please don't do anything
> She is in so much shock she can barely move, eventually gets the
> fuck outta there and calls us. No one in the office is there because
> thiswas like 7:00PM sales call.
> We hear about the next day, call the cops, meanwhile this girl
> is scarred for life. 24 year old, talented salesperson. Fuck.
> Then we deal with the aftermath.
Another one:
Girl gets company name card with a phone number on the back from an
>>> "adult film recruiter" - meets the guy in hotel room and "tries out" -
>>> gets paid and then tells her cousin (our employee) that the guy used a
>>> company name card. It was one of our male reps. He quickly resigned
>>> after receiving a phone call from the police (nothing illegal happened
>>> as it was consensual), but he knew his game was up.
I've also fired 3 outside sales reps in the last 2 months due to receiving a DUI. Damn holidays, people getting all drunked up and driving. I mean I get all drunked up but I'm smart enough to call a cab.
I'd hate to fire a good bro.
