So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrows?

[musclemom]

As any woman who has had more than one lover in her life can attest, the boys all like to pretend it's not the size of the wand, it's the motion in the ocean and we smile and privately think, yeah, keep telling yourself that ...

What do you need personally? Length? Girth? Endurance (a/k/a, anything more than a two pump chump)? Or who gives a shit about the dick entirely as long as he knows how to eat lunch at the Y?

This is an entirely anonymous poll.

Help me out ladies, let's tell them the truth.

 

[Strongbow]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

As any woman who has had more than one lover in her life can attest, the boys all like to pretend it's not the size of the wand, it's the motion in the ocean and we smile and privately think, yeah, keep telling yourself that ...

What do you need personally? Length? Girth? Endurance (a/k/a, anything more than a two pump chump)? Or who gives a shit about the dick entirely as long as he knows how to eat lunch at the Y?

This is an entirely anonymous poll.

Help me out ladies, let's tell them the truth.

Why choose when you can have it all? Can you suggest some stronger under wear these are catching hell?View attachment 118283

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[nangiggles]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

"As long as he knows how to each lunch at the Y"
I'm fucking dying here MM xD

 

[PICK3]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

I thought all wimmenzs liked


butt Nef & Nan educated me otherwise

 

[musclemom]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

Why choose when you can have it all? Can you suggest some stronger under wear these are catching hell?View attachment 118283

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Honestly? Who gives a shit if he can't find a clit and afterward hold an intelligent conversation.

I could honestly give less than a shit about male "arm candy". Who do I need to impress? That's a male thing.

 

[Strongbow]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

Honestly? Who gives a shit if he can't find a clit and afterward hold an intelligent conversation.

I could honestly give less than a shit about male "arm candy". Who do I need to impress? That's a male thing.

Yea but you are impressed just admit it and let's move on

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[Strongbow]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

I thought all wimmenzs liked


butt Nef & Nan educated me otherwise

Stop gawking my cock you 15/16 fgt

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[musclemom]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

Yea but you are impressed just admit it and let's move on

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No, I'm not.

Show me a picture of you licking your own eyebrows, then I'll give you props. Big weiners don't do anything for me on any level and I'm old enough that I don't care what a guys body looks like if the gray matter is deficient.

 

[WoodyO]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

As the duly appointed speaker for the women of EF, I'm going to have to say girth is most important due to Nan's blow out vag.

 

[imakneegrow]

Re: So Ladies: Length, Girth,, Endurance or Who Cares if He Can Lick His Own Eyebrow

I like to stuff my nose straight up the puss hole and snort up the rotten seafood juice. The shit hole I save for dessert after she pinches a loaf. Then I wash it down with fresh squeezed milk straight from those udders.