I have NEVER farted during sex.
Before and after... now THAT is another story altogether.
I remember when Velvett first came to the boards. Some asshole was giving her a REALLY hard time for no reason. So there was this modBITCH that made damned sure that motherfucker got 86'd but right quick. Since then the table has turned a time er three.
Of all the times I have moved about, sold things, lost things, left things behind I STILL have the book and that lovely little black box with the silver heart on the top....
Thank you K.