So I am IMing the girl who took my virginity 20 years ago right now...

[jnevin]

she's cheating on you

Well duh. She got preggers.

 

[needtogetarmy]

You thinking of letting her turn you around and repeat the favor?

If I were single I would be in a car right now visiting her. No doubt about it. Or I would fly her to the Bahamas and make love to her on the beaches. She works hard. Has an asshole ex. She totally deserved a better life. Makes me angry someone could hurt her like that. She has a 13 year old daughter too who she raised all alone.

 

[jack sparrow]

If I were single I would be in a car right now visiting her. No doubt about it. Or I would fly her to the Bahamas and make love to her on the beaches. She works hard. Has an asshole ex. She totally deserved a better life. Makes me angry someone could hurt her like that. She has a 13 year old daughter too who she raised all alone.

Bro, ol' Jack is here for you!@!!


Based on your good bro'ed-ness, and recent support of the site, I'll gladly make love to her by proxy. Sight unseen.

I'd do that for you man.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Bro, ol' Jack is here for you!@!!


Based on your good bro'ed-ness, and recent support of the site, I'll gladly make love to her by proxy. Sight unseen.

I'd do that for you man.

She would tear you up - couldn't allow that to happen. Good bros protect other good bros!

 

[jnevin]

If I were single I would be in a car right now visiting her. No doubt about it. Or I would fly her to the Bahamas and make love to her on the beaches. She works hard. Has an asshole ex. She totally deserved a better life. Makes me angry someone could hurt her like that. She has a 13 year old daughter too who she raised all alone.

A girl I dated in HS pretty much has that story. She was so beautiful, smart, and down to earth. She went to UPenn, just killed it. Married some dick that beat her and their kid and just bailed one day leaving her with close to $150K in debt. I saw her the last time I was home and she looked 10 years older than she should. Still has a smile that could light up a room, but just looks sad and beat down.

 

[needtogetarmy]

A girl I dated in HS pretty much has that story. She was so beautiful, smart, and down to earth. She went to UPenn, just killed it. Married some dick that beat her and their kid and just bailed one day leaving her with close to $150K in debt. I saw her the last time I was home and she looked 10 years older than she should. Still has a smile that could light up a room, but just looks sad and beat down.

I'm going to work my magic on her ex one day. She will not give me his info because she know I will lol He'll be 60 in a nursing home and I'll be jacked up on HRT and squish his head.

 

[all the whey]

If I were single I would be in a car right now visiting her. No doubt about it. Or I would fly her to the Bahamas and make love to her on the beaches. She works hard. Has an asshole ex. She totally deserved a better life. Makes me angry someone could hurt her like that. She has a 13 year old daughter too who she raised all alone.

I used to feel the same way. But, after hearing the same shit so many times I figure they got what they deserved by breeding with a bad boy who banged her hard.

Just like I deserved getting fucked over for being a pussy.

 

[jack sparrow]

I used to feel the same way. But, after hearing the same shit so many times I figure they got what they deserved by breeding with a bad boy who banged her hard.

Just like I deserved getting fucked over for being a pussy.

Yep. You deserved it.

I got what I deserved too.

I blame it all on my parents spanking me when I was a child.

 

[jnevin]

Yep. You deserved it.

I got what I deserved too.

I blame it all on my parents spanking me when I was a child.

Just try to better yourself bro. You'll become great like me and my roomies. Please approve of me.

 

[jack sparrow]

Just try to better yourself bro. You'll become great like me and my roomies. Please approve of me.

But...how...?
I was disciplined as a child...and...attended college, and now I'm successful...wtf?.....what if people don't like me? You think they will know I got spanked??