My gym is crawling with women in their 40 somethings that all have nice bodies and rediculously fake tits. I think they may all be the old warhorses that work at the purple church (strip club). Their tits all look so stupid, like helium balloons stuffed underneath Naugahyde skin. I seriously want to tape my knuckles up and start smacking some of those titties around like a speed bag some days.