Should I buy my gf fake tits?

[mustang_00]

No. Are you saying your wife is like a piece of property?

really?? you're turning mitch into your own personal adam levine with down syndrome..

jk that's the way i took that 1/2 phaggots reply too. i'm seriously disgusted

 

[Strongbow]

Text me pics woot I'll give you my expert opinion.

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[cindylou]

My ex had four kids. The last one being mine, and he weighed 10 lbs. He wrecked her vaj something fierce. She had a hard time holding her piss because he did some damage to her bladder. The doc ended up putting her bladder in place, then tightening up the vag.

I never thought she needed boobs. She never breast fed any of her kids, and they weren't all deflated. I honestly think she only wanted them since all he family has them. The tummy tuck wasn't needed either. She worked out and stayed in good shape. She was just really dark skinned and stretch marks from 4 kids were visible. Didn't really do her any good since now she has a really dark scar from hip to hip instead. She said she was gonna get a tattoo to cover it, but honestly a 40 year old woman getting a full tat around her hips and belly sounds lame as fuck too.

I've heard way more stories that go like this than actually go well. The women who are the most satisfied are the ones that had serious problems to fix and did actually look pretty shitty pre-op.

 

[Strongbow]

I've heard way more stories that go like this than actually go well. The women who are the most satisfied are the ones that had serious problems to fix and did actually look pretty shitty pre-op.

Never been a fan of real big tits. Just not appealing to me at all. Slender girls with a handful are way more sexy.

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[WoodyO]

My gym is crawling with women in their 40 somethings that all have nice bodies and rediculously fake tits. I think they may all be the old warhorses that work at the purple church (strip club). Their tits all look so stupid, like helium balloons stuffed underneath Naugahyde skin. I seriously want to tape my knuckles up and start smacking some of those titties around like a speed bag some days.

 

[billfred]

Yes, absolutely. Complete no-brainer.

Reasons for her:

1) Restores (or improves) post-baby self-confidence.

2) Makes it easier for her to stay proportionate (I'll explain you you're interested)

3) Shows that you are both emotionally and financially supportive of things that are important to her.

Reasons for you:

1) Her improved or restored self confidence will translate into more frequent and more enthusiastic sex with you.

2) Assuming you get a good doctor (don't skimp on price), they'll be perfect. They will absolutely blow your mind.

3) As you age, you'll increasingly become a boob man.

4) I've personally watched several of my friends go from "I'm not really a boob man" to "hey, that was a great idea" once their GF's got boob jobs.

This is all spot on. End of discussion. Lock this one up until we get new tit pictures.

 

[wootoom]

im actually a pussy man...I like the look of a nice slit

 

[Shrine1]

im actually a pussy man...I like the look of a nice slit

Hahaha! That's what's up...

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[wootoom]

Hahaha! That's what's up...

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lololololol

 

[-SD-]

Thats good to know