Sex Olympics!!!!!!

[TheProject]

She probably meant the doggie in the bathtub one.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Hell, google that one too.

 

[Scotsman]

Hell, google that one too.

Alternate title "reasons I won't date a girl"

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[TheProject]

Alternate title "reasons I won't date a girl"

Cheers,
Scotsman

You mean if she can or can't?

 

[jerkbox]

Loudest cuntfart

lmao

 

[Scotsman]

You mean if she can or can't?

If she can. I have nothing for a girl able to do the doggie in a bathtub.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[it stars sAddam]

gentleman's javelin for women.
my normally twisted and perverted brain can't think of anything else right now except for abnormally large penises getting treated as delectable treats by women with incredibly deep throats and full lips swallowing, slurping and gulping loads of meat and cum in hopes of bringing back the glory they felt as a young child winning the blue ribbon at school fun day in the sack race by winning the gold.

lmao

 

[hardrock]

Double fisted jerk and shoot- Where a chick gets between 2 men, gets them hard and jerks them off till they both cum. lowest accumulated time wins.

vaginal farmers walk

orgasm decathalon- first to 10 wins. men and womens classes

doggystyle distance races- fucking in doggystyle position while kneeling on some sort of scooter that moves forward from you momentum.

standing missionary long jump

 

[season7445]

Cumshot & dick lick
Syncronized fucking
floor excercises & cock rings
donkey punching
whoreshoes

to name a few!!!

 

[jenscats5]

I think I got the quickest "to the finish line" today.....at least that I've every had....by myself.....

 

[john937]

The Broad Jump.