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Sex Olympics!!!!!!

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Most creative positions. (This is graded in a similar manner as figure skating with each routine having an athletic an artistic element. Long and short program of course.)

Long distance cumming.

Relay fucking.

Post up your best idea for an Olympic sex sport.
 
Double penetration, two guys and one girl, see how fast all three can cum. Fastest overall time wins the event. :)
 
The twat-put. If you've ever been to the Phillipines and have seen what those girls can do with ping pong balls, this will make all the sense in the world. If not, use your imagination.
 
Definitely the Marathon.

Followed by the Oral Sprints (Men and Women) - who through their oral expertise can make their partner cum fastest. One stipulation is that the partner is a new partner provided by the committee that you've never been with before. This will make adaptation and quality of skills very important!!!
 
fastest cumshot
deepest throat
heaviest boob
 
Coverguy said:
Definitely the Marathon.

Followed by the Oral Sprints (Men and Women) - who through their oral expertise can make their partner cum fastest. One stipulation is that the partner is a new partner provided by the committee that you've never been with before. This will make adaptation and quality of skills very important!!!
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I would be a non-biased judge for this event.
 
Forge said:
Double penetration, two guys and one girl, see how fast all three can cum. Fastest overall time wins the event. :)
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I would think the longest performing would win

Also - I dont think you could have contests like biggest etc... more of a performance award
 
Next time you can come spend a day sitting in court waiting to talk to a hearing officer with me, Im sure that will turn you way the hell off and all will be good
 
Loudest fuck without using your voice (all bodyclapping action)

Deepest deepthroat (get some guy with a 13" for talented women to try on)

Fastest fuck by frequency of thrusting (you'll see the asians raid this)

greatest cum volume

farthest cumshot

Highest cumshot

water shooting from pussy

pingpongball shooting from pussy

A game in which you have to tip over as many objects within a certain time only touching them with your penis (or tits for women)

Fastest growing erection
 
Robert Jan said:
Loudest fuck without using your voice (all bodyclapping action)

Deepest deepthroat (get some guy with a 13" for talented women to try on)

Fastest fuck by frequency of thrusting (you'll see the asians raid this)

greatest cum volume

farthest cumshot

Highest cumshot

water shooting from pussy

pingpongball shooting from pussy

A game in which you have to tip over as many objects within a certain time only touching them with your penis (or tits for women)

Fastest growing erection
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Dam your good at this!
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Long distance cumming.
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call me and we can take this one easy. :p
 
i'd be happy with just HAVING it.
 
I like the idea of a decathalon sort. Try and put as many maneuvers into one action as possible.

Like
flying camel-bismark-gooey fisheye-screaming zombie.
All done in rapid succession in the same sexual interval.

Realistically this is the best combination I can come up with.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Weightlifting Both for men who weigh down their penis AND for girls who have to try and hold weighted dildo's in their cunt as long as possible, or just have to try and lift it up.
 
They could have a contest like they did on Jackass one time. They all donated sperm to see who had the highest sperm count. I can't remember, but I think Wee Man won.
 
Wee man had the littlest bit of sperm

The fat guy had the best sperm, most sperm cells in the ejaculate and most active cells...
 
Robert Jan said:
Wee man had the littlest bit of sperm

The fat guy had the best sperm, most sperm cells in the ejaculate and most active cells...
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Thank you for clarifying. I knew he was on one end of the spectrum.
 
gentleman's javelin for women.
my normally twisted and perverted brain can't think of anything else right now except for abnormally large penises getting treated as delectable treats by women with incredibly deep throats and full lips swallowing, slurping and gulping loads of meat and cum in hopes of bringing back the glory they felt as a young child winning the blue ribbon at school fun day in the sack race by winning the gold.
 
Best Donkey Punch - Style points on execution alone on this one would be awesome

Best Flying Camel - Again, style points would be key here

Dog in a Bathtub Competition - The sticking point here (HA!) would be determining the relative experience of the female partner involved.



I wonder if that'll get this one locked or moved...
 
TheProject said:
Best Donkey Punch - Style points on execution alone on this one would be awesome

Best Flying Camel - Again, style points would be key here

Dog in a Bathtub Competition - The sticking point here (HA!) would be determining the relative experience of the female partner involved.



I wonder if that'll get this one locked or moved...
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Well now it will you beastiality freak :p
 
notoriousQQ said:
gentleman's javelin for women.
my normally twisted and perverted brain can't think of anything else right now except for abnormally large penises getting treated as delectable treats by women with incredibly deep throats and full lips swallowing, slurping and gulping loads of meat and cum in hopes of bringing back the glory they felt as a young child winning the blue ribbon at school fun day in the sack race by winning the gold.
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lmao
 
Double fisted jerk and shoot- Where a chick gets between 2 men, gets them hard and jerks them off till they both cum. lowest accumulated time wins.

vaginal farmers walk

orgasm decathalon- first to 10 wins. men and womens classes

doggystyle distance races- fucking in doggystyle position while kneeling on some sort of scooter that moves forward from you momentum.

standing missionary long jump
 
I think I got the quickest "to the finish line" today.....at least that I've every had....by myself.....
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Most creative positions. (This is graded in a similar manner as figure skating with each routine having an athletic an artistic element. Long and short program of course.)

Long distance cumming.

Relay fucking.

Post up your best idea for an Olympic sex sport.
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Could we work in an event where I see how many orgasms you and I could have in say, a 24 hour marathon? I can see it now... They would make it into a gatorade commercial. Is it in you?
 
GodOfThunder said:
Could we work in an event where I see how many orgasms you and I could have in say, a 24 hour marathon? I can see it now... They would make it into a gatorade commercial. Is it in you?
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:lmao: :qt:
 
Robert Jan said:
Loudest fuck without using your voice (all bodyclapping action)

Deepest deepthroat (get some guy with a 13" for talented women to try on)

Fastest fuck by frequency of thrusting (you'll see the asians raid this)

greatest cum volume

farthest cumshot

Highest cumshot

water shooting from pussy

pingpongball shooting from pussy

A game in which you have to tip over as many objects within a certain time only touching them with your penis (or tits for women)

Fastest growing erection
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LMAO
 
Pole vaulting... And you must stick the landing...

Or in gymnastics you could have the uneven balls instead of uneven bars

"First one done wins and I am undefeated"
 
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