Retarded exercises people do!!!!!!!

[PopiChulo]

Man I see some people doing some fuckin retarded workouts at the gym and I just stand there and think " I wonder what muscle he thinks hes working?" ex: just yesterday I saw a guy grab a 65lb curl bar and start swinging it like it was a hocky stick between a horrible display of what I figure were curls. And after that I saw him puck up some 25lb dumbells and begin throwing uppercuts and jabs with them whaile running forward. I dont know maybe its just me but I caught myself staring like 5 times. I just wanted to know if you have some people laik that at your gym. Or maybe I just need to move.

 

[McLurch]

Thats funny as hell. If I saw someone do that I would shit my pants. I love when people come in and just do bench, or when they pile on the weight, scream like hell, and only go half way down. sometimes stupid people will sit on the machines backwards. It just looks funny as hell, and they dont even know it. It seems most people out there have no friggen clue what the hell they are doin. Or I think its funny when people sit on other peoples backs when doing calf raisers, shit looks gay as hell!

 

[riskybizz007]

I saw a group of women, maybe about 8 women following this "female trainer". They were doing circuit training. Never, and I mean NEVER, in my life have i laughed so hard at the gym. She would make these ladies crawl from one side of the gym to the other. I mean on all 4's crawling like babies. Then they got to the corner of the gym and used the bar as a baseball bat and the women kept on swinging the bar around like a baseball bat. THen they used did alternate presses w/ dumbells while doing a standing still jogging type movement. Man the sight was hilarious. Especially when they were crawling from one side of the gym to the next! and i'm like, what on God's green earth is that suppossed to work out?

 

[endpoint]

i saw a man do the jitterbug whilst holding onto dumbells.

he said all the heads of his traps were getting a good work out.

 

[Insanguis]

Hey PopiChulo

Hey PopiChulo, I bet he was some little fuck about 5'8" and 125 lbs soakin wet in a wife-beater. There's a bunch of those guys where I train cause I lift in a gym open to everyone at my college. They're the same one that stand in front of the mirror and stare at thier biceps after doing curls, cause thats the only thing they know how to do. Then they'll walk off with thier imaginary lat syndrome and not show up for another 3 or 4 weeks.

 

[the People's Champ]

imaginary lat syndrome. LOL

 

[Jvesti1234]

hahhahahahah

this is a funny post

yes (ILS) is a horrible affliction that affects a disturbing number of people.

yeah, i see a few idiots in the gym

one guys takes two dumbells by his side and sways side to side for a half an hour

another lady i see does some kind of jump that would make you crack up. it looks like a jumping jack and she makes tons of noice crashing her fat ass onto the group.

some idiot comes into the gym, does the most random exercises, screams while doing upright rows with 10 pounds on each side, he is as lanky as a scarecrow

 

[SAGAT]

Re: Hey PopiChulo

Hey PopiChulo, I bet he was some little fuck about 5'8" and 125 lbs soakin wet in a wife-beater. There's a bunch of those guys where I train cause I lift in a gym open to everyone at my college. They're the same one that stand in front of the mirror and stare at thier biceps after doing curls, cause thats the only thing they know how to do. Then they'll walk off with thier imaginary lat syndrome and not show up for another 3 or 4 weeks.

ahh yes....we get lots of those too. imaginary lat syndrome huh....

 

[DanielBishop]

I like the one where people take a hold of the lat pulldown bar, and kinda do a combination of a lat pulldown, a triceps pushdown and something else....

 

[Test boy]

I got three favorites to pick on:

1) There is this old, skinny oriental guy that just sits down on a dip machine and watches everybody for a long time. I used to like the machine so I once asked him if I could "work in." He didn't understand so I asked again. He still didn't understand. Probably doesn't speak english.

2) Guys that make a big production out of putting on a lot of weight and then doing 50% motions. They always have this shit eating grin of great victory when they get off the bench.

3) Guy is throwing 30 pounds on the curl bar. Walks up and points out that he has never seen anyone doing deadlifts at the gym before. Like I care what other people do or think? I'll move to a real gym before too long. Got some free months because some jackass swiped a couple hundred bucks from my locker.