Really hurt myself this time

[T Bone]

So far, it's almost healed up totally and I'm starting my cycle. When the test kicks in this better not happen or I'm gonna punch holes in walls.

I got one word for you bro...LUBE!!! Are you really that dense? Don't have any? Spit on it! Would you pound sand? Hell no!!!

I STILL really want to call bull shit.

 

[Kahn]

this isn't shit. let it heal, then make her pay. Lube is right, it's fun and comes in flavors, get a gallon or two. Played with butter last night, not bad either but probably not the safest.

 

[68GT350]

I got one word for you bro...LUBE!!! Are you really that dense? Don't have any? Spit on it! Would you pound sand? Hell no!!!

I STILL really want to call bull shit.

Dumb post. Bullshit? Why the hell would I lie?! First of all, I didn't lube it cuz I didn't have any. What do you think-I'm gonna run down to Rite Aid and grab me a tube of K-Y, run back and then fuck...WE WERE IN THE MOMENT!!!

Second, she was a madwoman...She just tried to shove it in her and the inside was wet but the outside was dry so it hurt at first and going in a bit and it stung a little but having sex feels real good, so i ignored the pain and concentrated on the pleasure and once it got in there, it was smooth sailing. I really didn't feel the real pain till we were done. Besides that, we were fucking for so long, she got dry again and that tore me up more.

 

[Celt]

Don't Sweat it!!

It happens man. Just let the shit scab over and heal. It only takes a couple of days.

 

[68GT350]

Re: Don't Sweat it!!

It happens man. Just let the shit scab over and heal. It only takes a couple of days.

I know I know...but I was scared, man. It was fucked up!

 

[SoCAmuscle]

I got it....

I've got your solution:

Use Neosporin as lube. You can heal and bone at the same time!

 

[wretched]

Hydrogen Peroxide

 

[kitKat]

I feel for you...hope things are healing up. I am wondering if it hurt her at all? I sure know it would hurt me. I would never go at it with a dry pussy....just have to do something else until the kitty warms up or keep lube on hand.

 

[TheManHimself]

Wierd!!

That's just plain wierd dude!!! How can you be tearing your dick and screwing at da same time??? Next you'll be writing about how there were these two bricks about an inch apart and .....

 

[68GT350]

Re: Wierd!!

That's just plain wierd dude!!! How can you be tearing your dick and screwing at da same time??? Next you'll be writing about how there were these two bricks about an inch apart and .....

Well actually, that's a whole different story, all before the operation.....