Haha funny stuff.
Here in Perth, Western Australia I just drop into the local egg wholesalers and pick up cartons of egg whites. Just like a carton of milk but it has approximately 45 egg whites in each 950ml carton. Great! And considering say, 3 dozen eggs (36 eggs) costs about $12 AU, and a carton of 45 egg whites costs under $3 it's a great alternative (although you dont get the BIG calorie intake without the yolks).
Might be worth scoping out your area to see if you got an egg wholesaler.