quick update homies

[Raptorex]

Holy cow! I'm off to pimp out JohnnyCakes.

He's Taken!

 

[-SD-]

Ok let me make it more clear

im sinning against god right now, so if i died right now i dk if i would go to heaven

when im older and i settle down and i live for aGod not myself i will go to heaven if i died

until then im gonna do whatever the fuck i want. makes more sense now doesnt it

Thats the same damn thing I just said. So why not live for God instead of against him now, instead of waiting until later. Because no one can predict the future or when they are going to die, so if you were to die relatively soon and you dont know if you would get into heaven or not because of all your current sinning, it makes more sense to not sin as much starting now, because you dont know when you will die, or if you are getting into heaven.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Thats the same damn thing I just said. So why not live for God instead of against him now, instead of waiting until later. Because no one can predict the future or when they are going to die, so if you were to die relatively soon and you dont know if you would get into heaven or not because of all your current sinning, it makes more sense to not sin as much starting now, because you dont know when you will die, or if you are getting into heaven.

agreed nigga, agreed

 

[ceo]

Are You Not Entertained?!?!?!

 

[-SD-]

Are You Not Entertained?!?!?!

What we do on EF echoes an eternity.

 

[Bikini Mod]

yo this thread is supposed to be about me

anyway my first paycheck will be a pycheck for not doing shit, so it will be impressive as hell. i get paid to bone what a deal huh

Correction.

This thread is like every other thread begun by you or with you posting in it: It is about the entire board laughing AT you.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

Correction.

This thread is like every other thread begun by you or with you posting in it: It is about the entire board laughing AT you.

LOL your laughing at EF's sexiest

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

i think your wife must be related to mine

honestly?? my wife is just the best damn mom i have EVER seen. . .so stuff like that?? meh, i clean the stuff up. . .in fact i'm in charge of the kitchen, period. her mom was/is a bitch/asshole. . .didn't (and still doesn't) allow anyone in her kitchen when she's cooking (and her cooking sux hard). . .my poor wife never learned any kitchen logistics. . .it ain't her fault. . .she makes my life very easy in so many ways. . .so i try to make hers easier too. . .i cook, i wash dishes, i wash clothes (but i only put away mine plus towels and shit like that. . .i used to put away hers and the kids but she claims she can never find anything so she asked me to stop. . .i did ), i make our bed and my son's bed (he's only 3 so he ain't ready for that stuff yet), i take out the garbage, slay the dragons, etc. . .and i do most of my chores shirtless (little eye-candy for the mrs never hurts ). . .ours is a pretty happy home most of the time

I think my wife is related to Queen Elizabeth, she never does anything around the house (well today she did the laundry) and as far as all her other wifely duties well, ok, so she is pretty good at that.

The live in didn't work, the once a week cleaning woman isn't working for me, she intentionally puts shit where I can never find it, leaves shit out that I will never need and washes the sheets and makes the bed. My wife refuses to pick up the pillows she throws on me at night (we have about 10 big pillows on the bed) and when she gets the old lady night sweets the sheets and comforter are tucked between her legs and I couldn't get a couple inches of covers to cover any of my old man ass.

All in all we are happy as pigs in shit, I recognize she doesn't do shot and I just pick all the silverware, glasses, pillows crap on the bathroom sink (she uses my side even though we have 25 feet of bathroom sink) So I have to go I need to make her a before bed drink so I can rub her feet and neck so she can sleep peacefully. Oh, I forgot I am going to get the coffee pot ready so when she gets up I can get her coffee and make her breakfast before we go to the gym.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL your laughing at EF's sexiest

We've already established by virtue of photos and posts that one of elite's sexiest is laughing at you.

There is NOTHING sexy to a woman with a modicum of standards about a rude, stoopid, boy with scrawny legs that is so desperate for the poonani that he is willing to take some shit job as a personal trainer wannabee for LA Fitness/Body of Change for the mere HOPE at tagging ass that is so obviously easy to impress.

But thank you for asking.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

We've already established by virtue of photos and posts that one of elite's sexiest is laughing at you.

There is NOTHING sexy to a woman with a modicum of standards about a rude, stoopid, boy with scrawny legs that is so desperate for the poonani that he is willing to take some shit job as a personal trainer wannabee for LA Fitness/Body of Change for the mere HOPE at tagging ass that is so obviously easy to impress.

But thank you for asking.

theres nothing sexy about an old woman who thinks she is the shit and rides bikes and cant be a normal woman, has to be a tough guy and has bigger legs than me. That is not the definition of sexy.

the gladiator bikinhag