quick update homies

[Grumpy Old Man]

I only use the clueless man trick when I'm asked to do something, like load the dishwasher.

If I volunteer to help it's because I'm looking for something in return.

Round here you would be screwed. She doesn't: put anything in the dishwasher, pick up spoons she leaves all around the house, pick up glasses she drinks from, clean anything, put away anything except her clothes, read mail, make the bed, pick up anything from the bathroom floor or sink, wash the clothes more than once a month.

Other than that she doesn't do shit.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Round here you would be screwed. She doesn't: put anything in the dishwasher, pick up spoons she leaves all around the house, pick up glasses she drinks from, clean anything, put away anything except her clothes, read mail, make the bed, pick up anything from the bathroom floor or sink, wash the clothes more than once a month.

Other than that she doesn't do shit.

Damn skippy, you sure picked yourself a winner.

WTF DOES she do?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Damn skippy, you sure picked yourself a winner.

WTF DOES she do?

Now that I think of it, not a damn thing. Sex stopped when she got married.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Now that I think of it, not a damn thing. Sex stopped when she got married.

Hmmmm it wouldn't be because her retard of a husband continually cockblocks himself... would it?

Either way, I think you should dump her. Somehow I don't think she will beg to come back.

What you think?

 

[nydj66]

Round here you would be screwed. She doesn't: put anything in the dishwasher, pick up spoons she leaves all around the house, pick up glasses she drinks from, clean anything, put away anything except her clothes, read mail, make the bed, pick up anything from the bathroom floor or sink, wash the clothes more than once a month.

Other than that she doesn't do shit.

This is an example of the cockblocking thing, I think.

Do you two talk IRL, or just communicate on here?

 

[Bikini Mod]

This is an example of the cockblocking thing, I think.

Do you two talk IRL, or just communicate on here?

You are a smart man, indeed. He is only 58 and hasn't figured it out yet.

He was just bitching from the other end of the house at how he can't find the box of kosher salt so, "that's it. from now on I have to clean the house."

I chortled.

 

[nydj66]

Round here you would be screwed. She doesn't: put anything in the dishwasher, pick up spoons she leaves all around the house, pick up glasses she drinks from, clean anything, put away anything except her clothes, read mail, make the bed, pick up anything from the bathroom floor or sink, wash the clothes more than once a month.

Other than that she doesn't do shit.

My wife has a habit on putting dirty spoons, knives, etc. right on the counter, 3ft away from the sink. I always let it go because she does most of the cleaning.

One day she says to me, "you know you're a slob." I almost had an aneurysm. That's the way it is with true love.

 

[rnch]

 

[Bikini Mod]

My wife has a habit on putting dirty spoons, knives, etc. right on the counter, 3ft away from the sink. I always let it go because she does most of the cleaning.

One day she says to me, "you know you're a slob." I almost had an aneurysm. That's the way it is with true love.

The spoons I leave all over (yes, I am guilty) are spoons that had peanutbotter on them and trust me when I tell you, when I set them down - THEY ARE CLEAN!

As for my husband, in DaleLand, there are altered perceptions of reality, like the way he leaves his shit all over the house and then bitches when he can't find them, very expensive articles of clothing, jewelry, leaves his shoes willy-nilly strewn about the bedroom then pitches a fit when he trips over them in the middle of the night.

Interestingly enough I no one EVER trips over my shoes, clothing. I ALWAYS know exactly where my jewelry and personal items are... now why do you think that is?

LOL@my silly old grump.

 

[digimon7068]

My wife has a habit on putting dirty spoons, knives, etc. right on the counter, 3ft away from the sink. I always let it go because she does most of the cleaning.

One day she says to me, "you know you're a slob." I almost had an aneurysm. That's the way it is with true love.

i think your wife must be related to mine

honestly?? my wife is just the best damn mom i have EVER seen. . .so stuff like that?? meh, i clean the stuff up. . .in fact i'm in charge of the kitchen, period. her mom was/is a bitch/asshole. . .didn't (and still doesn't) allow anyone in her kitchen when she's cooking (and her cooking sux hard). . .my poor wife never learned any kitchen logistics. . .it ain't her fault. . .she makes my life very easy in so many ways. . .so i try to make hers easier too. . .i cook, i wash dishes, i wash clothes (but i only put away mine plus towels and shit like that. . .i used to put away hers and the kids but she claims she can never find anything so she asked me to stop. . .i did ), i make our bed and my son's bed (he's only 3 so he ain't ready for that stuff yet), i take out the garbage, slay the dragons, etc. . .and i do most of my chores shirtless (little eye-candy for the mrs never hurts ). . .ours is a pretty happy home most of the time