quick update homies

[Bikini Mod]

PS - I was up hours ago. I would have gladly thrown a load of jeans into the wash if you had just shared with me that you didn't have any clean jeans.

 

[rnch]

the nice thing about worn, well washed, comfortable jeans is that they hide a LOT of stuff you spill on them.

 

[rnch]

oh yeh, that reminds me....i have so many dirty clothes piled up i had to kick the washer door closed. time to turn the sukka on and add detergent/softener.

 

[Bikini Mod]

the nice thing about worn, well washed, comfortable jeans is that they hide a LOT of stuff you spill on them.

Even more beneficial when you are riding.

My husband was kyoot he REALLY THOUGHT that when he brought a handfull of MY CLOTHING (colored stuff) and asked me the cold/hot water question that this would be enough to send me running. When that didn't work he yelled the bleach question. LOL When that didn't work he ASKED ME to "please help". He said he'd already put the load in the wash he just needed me to help put it in the dryer.

Ummmmm they are old worn jeans (except for my one really nice pair of embroidered HD jeans that should ALWAYS be turned inside out before washing and drying). If you didn't fuck them up in the wash, how you gonna fuck them up in the dryer?

I hope he doesn't think that he "just did" something here.

 

[nydj66]

Even more beneficial when you are riding.

My husband was kyoot he REALLY THOUGHT that when he brought a handfull of MY CLOTHING (colored stuff) and asked me the cold/hot water question that this would be enough to send me running. When that didn't work he yelled the bleach question. LOL When that didn't work he ASKED ME to "please help". He said he'd already put the load in the wash he just needed me to help put it in the dryer.

Ummmmm they are old worn jeans (except for my one really nice pair of embroidered HD jeans that should ALWAYS be turned inside out before washing and drying). If you didn't fuck them up in the wash, how you gonna fuck them up in the dryer?

I hope he doesn't think that he "just did" something here.

There should be points for good intentions. He probably wants to get lucky tonight.

 

[Bikini Mod]

There should be points for good intentions. He probably wants to get lucky tonight.

LOL not quite. He was pulling one of the oldest "man tricks" in the book. It is where the man purposely acts helpless and botches a simple task so that his woman will get somewhat irritated/become amused by his utter helplessness and say, "Here let me do that."

I am an old hag, shit like that don't work with me. It might have worked in my early 20's but now?

Nope

He will get lucky regardless if he don't cockblock hisself like he usually does.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

LOL not quite. He was pulling one of the oldest "man tricks" in the book. It is where the man purposely acts helpless and botches a simple task so that his woman will get somewhat irritated/become amused by his utter helplessness and say, "Here let me do that."

I am an old hag, shit like that don't work with me. It might have worked in my early 20's but now?

Nope

He will get lucky regardless if he don't cockblock hisself like he usually does.

(PS it worked)

 

[Bikini Mod]

So what was the lesson that we learned today, sweetheart?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

So what was the lesson that we learned today, sweetheart?

Oral sex?

 

[nydj66]

I only use the clueless man trick when I'm asked to do something, like load the dishwasher.

If I volunteer to help it's because I'm looking for something in return.